OHhHmaaan, Im not too drunk

[Nephew Twiddleton]

my guess= he passed out in a pool of his own vomit about 10 minutes ago.

We've all been there...

In PMs he asked me if I was "FP".

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!???

FP is Captain Dystopia now.

Fiction Puss I'm guessing.

I did a search on him. It appears the last posts he has made were in some sort of an E-penis duel with a Mod.

How am I like this person?

IIRC Cram put out the idea that you're an alt. Maybe your writing style is like Dystopia's. Don't take it as an insult, I think he's a decent guy from what I've read from him.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hmm...

Just read Dystopia's last post. Don't know what happened there. It was posted on my birthday (you signed up two days later), so I was probably out doing stuff. No particular interest in reading it now anyway.

[Prince Glittersnatch III]

my guess= he passed out in a pool of his own vomit about 10 minutes ago.

We've all been there...

In PMs he asked me if I was "FP".

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!???

FP is Captain Dystopia now.

Fiction Puss I'm guessing.

I did a search on him. It appears the last posts he has made were in some sort of an E-penis duel with a Mod.

How am I like this person?

IIRC Cram put out the idea that you're an alt. Maybe your writing style is like Dystopia's. Don't take it as an insult, I think he's a decent guy from what I've read from him.

I see.

Im still interested in what exactly gave Cram that idea. Given his current blood-alcohol level it may be awhile before he can tell me himself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

my guess= he passed out in a pool of his own vomit about 10 minutes ago.

We've all been there...

In PMs he asked me if I was "FP".

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!???

FP is Captain Dystopia now.

Fiction Puss I'm guessing.

I did a search on him. It appears the last posts he has made were in some sort of an E-penis duel with a Mod.

How am I like this person?

IIRC Cram put out the idea that you're an alt. Maybe your writing style is like Dystopia's. Don't take it as an insult, I think he's a decent guy from what I've read from him.

I see.

Im still interested in what exactly gave Cram that idea. Given his current blood-alcohol level it may be awhile before he can tell me himself.

Cram =/= dimo/Cuddlefish.

Cram= Phineas Poxwattle.

Ergo= Cram sober, and probably asleep in NY, whereas dimo drunk and probably passed out in RI

[Don Coyote]

Imma bump this on Friday night. I think I saw a mostly full bottle of irish creame in my fridge.

[Triple Zero]

HA HA! I'm laughing at you!

AT you, not with.

I'm laughing WITH you!

(AT them!)

HA HAAAAA

Imma bump this on Friday night. I think I saw a mostly full bottle of irish creame in my fridge.

tip: if you can help it, don't. nobody really likes drunk posters. people only do it because when they're drunk, they hazily remember something about other people doing it, and then *wuzze bah wuzzle hmmderrrrpee bloooOOp!* .. and it suddenly seems like a good idea. I probably also have done it some time or other, but I wish I hadn't

[Cuddlefish]

urp.. hurk... uuunnnnggghhh...

[LMNO]

Someone get that man a cold anchovy pizza!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

urp.. hurk... uuunnnnggghhh...

Calling Ralph on that big white telephone are you?

[Don Coyote]

HA HA! I'm laughing at you!

AT you, not with.

I'm laughing WITH you!

(AT them!)

HA HAAAAA

Imma bump this on Friday night. I think I saw a mostly full bottle of irish creame in my fridge.

tip: if you can help it, don't. nobody really likes drunk posters. people only do it because when they're drunk, they hazily remember something about other people doing it, and then *wuzze bah wuzzle hmmderrrrpee bloooOOp!* .. and it suddenly seems like a good idea. I probably also have done it some time or other, but I wish I hadn't

That would require me to actually want to get into my fridge, whic is partly taken over by whatever abominations my roommate has left in there.

[Jasper]

I wonder if we need a "LOL DRUNK" sub forum, perhaps inside apple talk.  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I wonder if we need a "LOL DRUNK" sub forum, perhaps inside apple talk.  

Probably not a bad idea. It can be called the drunk tank or something.

[Jasper]

How about "Discordia Tremens"?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

How about "Discordia Tremens"?

You win. 

[Cramulus]

Im still interested in what exactly gave Cram that idea. Given his current blood-alcohol level it may be awhile before he can tell me himself.

your untroubled appearance indicates somebody who's already read the forum quite a bit

the timing of your arrival coincides with the departure of a few other posters


the link in your sig threw me for a loop, I thought it indicated a higher level of familiarity than somebody who registered this month might have.