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Testamonial:  And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1170
January 18, 2011, 05:57:34 PM
Well, there's not much we need to tell YOU.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#1171
January 18, 2011, 06:03:15 PM
Quote from: MisterDiskord on January 06, 2011, 04:35:57 AM
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Actually I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth. 
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Telarus

#1172
January 19, 2011, 04:43:20 AM
Quote from: aquemini on January 18, 2011, 05:39:33 PM
Name: Dominic
Alias: Dom, Aqua, D
Age: 26
Location: Virginia
School:Westwood College, GA
Current employment: Working with the fine young citizens at the Beaumont Juvenile Correctional Center.
Leisure: music, gaming, solitary confinement


Welcome aboard newSpag. Any specific aspect of Discordia interest you? How'd you stumble upon our "secret" Society?
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Scytale Anasûrimbor

#1173
January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

uninspired sig is uninspired

Jasper

#1174
January 19, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.

Lies

#1175
January 19, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Phox

#1176
January 19, 2011, 05:05:40 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
Quote from: Scytale Anasûrimbor on January 19, 2011, 04:57:53 AM
greetings and salutations

5 things!

-born in argentina, raised there, in uruguay and in paraguay, still lives in buenos aires.
-long hair, but can't grow a fucking beard.
-hates using caps properly when typing online
-obsessed with martial arts
-i try to convince people that i'm overweight (what? i AM!)

oh, right, pic...



so, yeah...

sup

Hey Scytale, welcome to the forums, pools on the roof and our fuckstock is totally assprone, so watch it!

What he said. Also, I'm a semi-horrible cunt.

Jasper

#1177
January 19, 2011, 05:09:49 AM
We eat silly people.  Wear a hat.  Teach us your kung fu.

Scytale Anasûrimbor

#1178
January 19, 2011, 05:13:09 AM
@lies: YOU LIE!!!

*feints a punch to sigmatic's face and kicks him in the balls, then noms on his head*

why a hat, though?

uninspired sig is uninspired

Jasper

#1179
January 19, 2011, 05:14:18 AM
Because it's raining dumb.  :lulz:

Lies

#1180
January 19, 2011, 05:51:26 AM
Thanks for the awesome Sig Scytale, btw :D
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Don Coyote

#1181
January 19, 2011, 05:52:42 AM
why is my rage growing?

Lies

#1182
January 19, 2011, 05:57:03 AM
Because you're an asshole?
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1183
January 19, 2011, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on January 19, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
Think you're fat?  Prove it.  Eat six oranges in an hour.

DON'T DO IT.

TRUST ME. I KNOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#1184
January 19, 2011, 06:10:34 AM
Quote from: Lies on January 19, 2011, 05:57:03 AM
Because you're an asshole?
love you too


DON'T LISTEN TO NIGEL. SHE  IS THE DESTROYER!!!!!!!!!
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