PD Recipe Thread

[Cain]

Just to specify, you want a soft cheese like paneer.

Not a lump of cheddar.  Just trust me on this.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Or ricotta, a little like cannoli.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I was actually planning to make it with cheddar, tbh -- it should be fine if you serve it hot.

It's a distant ancestor of lasagna, which is typically made with ricotta *and* mozzarella, so the texture should be comparable.

[Junkenstein]

I'm just glad EOC is finally exposed as being in the pocket of Big Cheese.

We all knew it.

[D351]

White Trash Self-Loathing

2 parts vodka
1 part generic grape soda

Stir if you're still sober.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

This isn't a complete recipe but I've found that taco meat can benefit from the addition of a pinch of cinnamon during the preparation process

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

POPEYE SOUP:

Ingredients:
12 piece Popeye's fried chicken
1 medium onion
4 large cloves garlic
4 carrots
2 large russet potatoes
1 stick celery
1 chicken breast, roasted
Salt and pepper

Go to Popeye's chicken and buy a 12-piece. Spicy is best but if you're a lily-livered pansy-ass, mild is fine.

Eat that chicken up good.

Take all the bones and scraps and put them in a pot with about 3 quarts of water. Bring to a boil, turn down, and simmer for 6-8 hours.

Strain to remove bones, and place stock back on low heat. Chop the vegetables and add them to the stock to simmer for about 40 minutes. Add salt and pepper to taste.

While the vegetables simmer, roast the chicken breast for about 20 minutes at 400 degrees F. Let cool, then dice and add to soup. Add more salt if needed. Serve hot, with crusty bread. Add noodles if desired.

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

Modified Candy Bacon Recipe because Epic Meal Time's official recipe burned the fuck out of the bacon when I tried it:

Preheat oven to 375 degrees farenheit

Cover baking pan with foil

Lay out strips of bacon on pan, leaving space between them

Cover bacon over with brown sugar

place in oven for 7-9 minutes

Remove from oven, flip bacon strips over and apply brown sugar

Place in oven for another 7-9 minutes

[LMNO]

The fuck is fpil?

[Prelate Diogenes Shandor]

The fuck is fpil?

Sorry, meant to write "foil". I've corrected it now. The touchscreen keyboard on my phone is a piece of shit, but I don't dare turn on autocorrect because I use a lot of obscure words and autocorrect tends to make inappropriate corrections even if you use all normal words

[LMNO]

Dang.  I thought it was some exotic ingredient.

[bpseudopod]

Ingredients:
1 cup frosted shredded wheat
1 bottle of soy sauce
1 abstract, generalized kind of misery; depression or the "down" phase of bipolar disorder will do

1. Pour the frosted shredded wheat into a bowl.
2. While stirring, lightly drizzle soy sauce over the frosted shredded wheat. Continue until each piece is damp with soy sauce, but not soggy.
3. Eat straight from the bowl.

Serves one—it's not like you're going to have any company anyways. Tastes surprisingly good.

[Faust]

Petal dear, are you calling me a soy boy?