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ATTN DOK HOWL

Started by the last yatto, October 02, 2010, 05:34:53 AM

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the last yatto

October 02, 2010, 05:34:53 AM
What's your secret to keeping your heart beating in your old age?

appears my dad's is having trouble
:horrormirth:
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Freeky

#1
October 02, 2010, 05:37:29 AM
Oh fuck, dude. :( I hope everything ends up okay.

Lies

#2
October 02, 2010, 05:42:49 AM
I'm pretty sure Dok's heart stopped beating about a year ago, and is now animated by pure rage and hate filled bile.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

the last yatto

#3
October 02, 2010, 05:55:34 AM
he is a republican maybe they can add some hate to his IV
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

#4
October 02, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
For a man who doesn't even complain when his knee is bothering him, its weird to see hooked up to machines to help breath, he had to be shocked awake in bus but now hes opening his eyes and can do simple commands. But he will have a few bruised ribs from the CPR

Tho old man deserves it a little for thinking Atkins red meat diet was a good way to loose weight for his knee surgery
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Lies

#5
October 02, 2010, 10:52:20 AM
On a serious note, I'm sorry to hear man :(
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Freeky

#6
October 02, 2010, 02:42:14 PM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 02, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
For a man who doesn't even complain when his knee is bothering him, its weird to see hooked up to machines to help breath, he had to be shocked awake in bus but now hes opening his eyes and can do simple commands. But he will have a few bruised ribs from the CPR

Tho old man deserves it a little for thinking Atkins red meat diet was a good way to loose weight for his knee surgery


Oh, damn.  :sad:

Adios

#7
October 02, 2010, 05:08:43 PM
Very sorry to hear this. Best to you and your dad.

Disco Pickle

#8
October 02, 2010, 05:13:04 PM
my best as well.

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#9
October 02, 2010, 06:50:57 PM
That is sad. :( I hope he recovers soon.
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the last yatto

#10
October 03, 2010, 02:47:11 AM Last Edit: October 03, 2010, 03:14:39 AM by Pēleus



Sitting upright and already thinking he's going back to work next week instead of 8 weeks like they want him too

Eta: oops wrong pic
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Jasper

#11
October 03, 2010, 03:43:39 AM
Argh.  :(

I'd let him be optimistic about it.  It's probably less stressful for him to believe he'll recover fast.

Dysnomia

#12
October 03, 2010, 05:01:55 AM
poor guy.   :sad:  HROSIE of DOOM and I are very sorry Pel. :(
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Doktor Howl

#13
October 03, 2010, 06:43:47 AM
Quote from: Pēleus on October 02, 2010, 05:34:53 AM
What's your secret to keeping your heart beating in your old age?

appears my dad's is having trouble
:horrormirth:


That blows.   My dad is also having some issues, and may need a pacemaker.

Tell him to settle the fuck down and do what the doctors tell him to do.  Seriously.
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