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Started by E.O.T., October 05, 2010, 07:02:39 PM

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The Wizard

QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
Molon Lube

The Wizard

QuoteActually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.

This is true.

Insanity we trust.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 01:27:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:25:22 AM
QuoteIn case you missed it, I just did a huge thread split.

But you are correct.  Let's get back to the original subject.

Ima join Roach.

Woops. Can you throw the rest of that post into the other thread? Didn't realize.

I just can't wait for these two groups to discover each other.

Real. Life. Superbattles.

Fuck yes!

Actually, it's going to be a bunch of asthmatic fat guys in tights smacking each other.

Which is about 10X funnier.
I'd watch it.

The Wizard

#34
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.
Insanity we trust.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Spandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

The Wizard


QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.
Insanity we trust.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


20 year old spandex-clad man found beaten to death with shitty sticks.  More at 11.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 AM

QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.
Molon Lube

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Wizard

QuoteWon't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

Oh well. If it wasn't risky it wouldn't be fun.
Insanity we trust.

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 02:13:15 AM

QuoteSpandex clad man found shot to death. Woman's purse saved.

Not spandex. Anything but spandex. I've put thought into this, know where to get bulletproof armor without leaving much of a trail.

Won't stop a knife, the weapon of choice of tweaked-out meth heads.

What he said. It even says in the TM and on the armor, WILL NOT STOP A KNIFE. Unless you plan on running around in a 15th century harness AND a SAPI plate carrier.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

Ya I saw that. Serve him right if he got some hot sparks in his eyes.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 06, 2010, 02:17:17 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on October 06, 2010, 02:15:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor James Semaj on October 06, 2010, 01:30:55 AM
For now its mostly just community service in spandex. If they haven't gotten the ball rolling by the time I'm in college, then I'm going to start hunting down muggers myself.


Ive heard stories about some of them. Like this one guy who called himself "Shadow Hare" beat the living shit out a rapist.

But none of them have anything on this guy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGQMq3hNv-g

^Real Life Superhero

Superfuck didn't bother putting his goggles on.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!