Doktor Howl's official 2012 platform for the presidential election.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.

Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016. 

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.

[Phox]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.

Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016. 

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.

Nuh-uh. The way things are working out so far, the US of A will be a smoldering radioactive crater by 2013. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I declare for the chicka with the leather and the whip. Sorry, Roger.

Okay, I guess I'll just hand that sweet Sec Commerce job over to the Boston spags.

Can I be your running mate in 2016? I'll be 35 that year, and eligible for the position. Further, I can look like a moderate to appease the socialist dogs that grow quietly discontent under your first 4 years.

Also, you know I won't try to assassinate you to move up to Prez, since I'm well aware of your immortality and fear your wrath.

Blight, there isn't going to be a 2016.  

Oh there will be. Except we'll be calling it 4 Year of the Holy Man.

Nuh-uh. The way things are working out so far, the US of A will be a smoldering radioactive crater by 2013.  

Not disagreeing with you there.

Blight,
Knows that cancer doesn't happen immediately; likes carcinogens