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Jenkem Lab busted

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, May 18, 2011, 12:38:35 AM

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Disco Pickle

I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.

:vom:
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Cain

So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.

Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Cain on May 18, 2011, 03:17:43 PM
So all those websites and "experts" saying Jenkem was a hoax...looks like they got egg on their face now.

Or at least something organic and sticky on their faces....
:lulz:

... or this guy had some other weird fetish :D
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Quote from: Disco Pickle on May 18, 2011, 03:15:43 PM
I read the entire thread and yet STILL clicked the link.

:vom:

Yep.

What people will do to fuck themselves up boggles the mind.
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Freeky

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 18, 2011, 03:34:09 PM
DOES LIFE IMITATE TROLL OR DOES TROLL IMITATE LIFE?

Life imitates art imitates troll.

Freeky

Also, I feel kind of bad at how totally stoked I am to find that Jenkem is real. 

Out there, somewhere, are a pack of fart sniffers, and they really love what they do.

Cainad (dec.)

The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order. 
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Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 19, 2011, 09:09:01 PM
Yeah, when somebody says sniffing shit is hallucinogenic, some skepticism is in order. 

This is the correct methane powered motorcycle  :lulz:
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.
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Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.


Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.

Who said that about Africans? David Duke?
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Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on May 20, 2011, 01:02:11 AM
Quote from: Lord Glittersnatch on May 20, 2011, 12:15:58 AM
Quote from: Cainad on May 19, 2011, 02:47:40 PM
The video at the link identified jenkem as hallucinogenic. Clearly there needs to be lots of SCIENCE done on poop to see if there's any way to coax Happy Gas out of it.

Ive heard sources claim its hallucinogenic. Supposedly African Shamans(the purported inventors of Jenkem) would use it to see their dead ancestors.

I guess one way to confirm it would be to try Jenkem.


Was going to make some kind of Mikey/Life Cereal joke, but that's tired.

Who said that about Africans? David Duke?

Emil Steiner actually.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!