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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#210
December 17, 2011, 02:53:41 AM
Quote from: Risus on December 17, 2011, 12:54:16 AM
Quote from: Nigel on December 17, 2011, 12:40:22 AM
It's weird, I feel like I've barely worked this week but I just took pictures of 29 bracelet beads and I still have 14 focals, 4 sets, 20 pairs of earrings, and 72 glass headpins to photograph, plus I just pulled 12 more focals out of my kiln for capping and coring.

How did I do this?  :?

It's kinda like Fight Club, but instead of your alternate personality going and starting underground anarchist pugilists associations, she decided you actually could use a little extra cash.

Oh good! I think I like her... I definitely like her a lot better than the alternate personality who gets wasted and sleeps with my best friend, leaving me to deal with the awkwardness and the hangover!

Whew. Also yay for not making soap out of people fat.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#211
December 17, 2011, 02:54:19 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2011, 01:21:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2011, 04:48:00 PM
Todavía estoy apesadumbrado de oír hablar del pene de su gato.

I'M LEARNING SPANISH!!

(THE PD WAY!!)

It's the only way

Also, I've been refinishing this church pew:


Almost done with a lot of my stuff.

This is BEAUTIFUL!

Also I am extremely pleased by the pineapple on the table.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#212
December 17, 2011, 03:10:11 AM
I totally just projectile drooled.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#213
December 17, 2011, 05:06:30 AM
Dear future twid,

please acquire orthopedic shoes for rock and roll purposes. Future future you will thank you for it.

Sincerely,
past twid.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Pæs

#214
December 17, 2011, 09:32:35 AM
I thought I had a rant brewing tonight but it was a false alarm. Instead I put some bitching into a txt file, followed by some bitching about bitching.

AFK

#215
December 17, 2011, 01:06:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2011, 01:21:33 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on December 16, 2011, 06:18:15 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 16, 2011, 04:48:00 PM
Todavía estoy apesadumbrado de oír hablar del pene de su gato.

I'M LEARNING SPANISH!!

(THE PD WAY!!)

It's the only way

Also, I've been refinishing this church pew:


Almost done with a lot of my stuff.

Who dines with a pineapple next to a flask?

SpongeSquid Diddipants!

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#216
December 17, 2011, 01:22:36 PM
I'm free.  FUCK YEAH!

*goes back to bed*

EK WAFFLR

#217
December 17, 2011, 03:19:01 PM
Gonna do Satnta Claus you Cunt on a podcast show next week.  :lulz:
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Suu

#218
December 17, 2011, 03:31:59 PM
I have a sinus infection.

I know this, because even the vicodin won't get rid of my headache.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#219
December 17, 2011, 04:28:24 PM
Y'all don't have Xmas pineapples?

heh...





weird.

Suu

#220
December 17, 2011, 04:52:44 PM
Pineapples are a big to-do in Rhode Island. They're a symbol of hospitality and it was tradition to place a pineapple on someone's front step to welcome them home from a voyage during colonial times. A lot of houses in Newport and on the Eastside of Providence also have pineapples carved above their doors.

And then we have this up the street from me:



Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#221
December 17, 2011, 04:56:51 PM
Pffff, pineapples don't grow up there!
All you have is ice and hookers!

Luna

#222
December 17, 2011, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2011, 04:56:51 PM
Pffff, pineapples don't grow up there!
All you have is ice and hookers!

And morons.  We get bumper crops of morons.  They're worse than the fucking zucchini.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#223
December 17, 2011, 05:14:57 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2011, 04:56:51 PM
Pffff, pineapples don't grow up there!
All you have is ice and hookers!

We really don't have that many hookers. Bums, on the other hand...

Quote from: Luna on December 17, 2011, 05:08:39 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on December 17, 2011, 04:56:51 PM
Pffff, pineapples don't grow up there!
All you have is ice and hookers!

And morons.  We get bumper crops of morons.  They're worse than the fucking zucchini.

What she said.

*still never wants to drive on the 6-10 again*
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#224
December 17, 2011, 06:09:01 PM
I got stuck with middle seats on Tuesday's flights. Annoying as it is, this just means I need to troll my new friends with some godawful movie.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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