You are all cordially invited to my christening!

[NewSpag]

My current name (admittedly picked to stir up a response) seems to upset some people.  Honestly its just a name and I feel like I've changed my mind on the whole wanting to stir up a response thing.  A name is a name, not a definition so who cares right? 

So I'm changing my name.  Heres the twist:  I'm not going to choose a new one.  What I am going to do is take all of the posts on this thread over the next 48 hours and create a poll.  Then you guys can decide.  Knock yourselves out 

[Salty]

 You seem like a...

Dirigible Fucker
Or
Pottertang
Or
Dinocrack
Or
Granny Stain
Or
Borscht-Schtuper
Or
Percivile

to me.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Fropstain the Horsethrottler

Light Socket Inamorata

Mitt Romney's Dog

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Babycakes

Squigglebutt

Lumpkinhead

Mumblebear

Twatwaffle

Garugamesh

Elephantitis

[navkat]

Mitt Romney's Dog SECONDED.

[Telarus]

Miscreant Rasta Wax
Doktor Hirsute Recline
Admiral Limbo Scoundrel (Floating Republic of Mu)
Lady Bibelot Mother
Pope Flummox Babirusa

District Attorney Baloney Apparition Turtle
Inamorata Sadist Shank Grasshopper
Kaiser Walking Smoke Horror
Doktor Incandescent Humbug, Mongrel
Lady Tin Sempiternal Tatterdemalion

Doktor Goon
Director Eructator
Admiral Bandog (Floating Republic of Mu)
Grand Poobah Parfait
Pope Everlasting

Cardinal Fool
Scion Rictus Sorry, we already have a Richter....
Reverend Nervo
Doktor Petard
Pope Parallax

[East Coast Hustle]

So far my vote goes to "Miscreant Rasta Wax".

[NewSpag]

Keep 'em coming guys.  I'll set up the poll:
A) 46 hrs from now OR
B) When you guys feel like you have enough options to vote on

[Freeky]

I second Pottertang. 

[Telarus]

So far my vote goes to "Miscreant Rasta Wax".

That's my favorite too.

[navkat]

If you go with Mitt Romney's Dog, you can shorten it to Mr. D

[Cain]

Zhdanovian Hackery
Cobagz
Abortion-o-thon
Michael Bay's CGI Software
Marble Douchebag
Heywood Jablome
Abe Igpu
Adequate Wombat
Sure-fire Mittens
Dubious Wicker
Harried Potato
Cassius Belli
Jesus-with-an-h
Avant Tard
Macaca Yapeepee
Nostrildamus
KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russ Ryder
Son of Spam
Eddie Vulture
Emperor Guido
Ramalamadingdong
Spiro Gerbilmeister
Mad Dog Lubowski
Victorious Sweat
One-Eye Ramos
Osama Stalin, Jr.
Knute Gargoyle

Seriously, I have a textfile with, like 500 pages of names like this.

[Faust]

Large marge.

[DukeVonBathrobe]

As my first post, I dub thee Licker Of Hairy Tongues.  Or Liquor Of Hairy Tongues.  Unless you (or the voters) want completely different, of course.

If so, can I still call you a Hairy tongue licker?

[Cain]

I think DukeVonRathbobe would be a good name.