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Things you didn't know about the US government:

Started by East Coast Hustle, May 15, 2012, 05:39:48 AM

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May 16, 2012, 02:22:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 15, 2012, 08:37:34 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on May 15, 2012, 08:04:02 PM
You need an eye-patch and a parrot, ECH. And a saber cutlas.  :fap:

Cutlas.  Sabers are for cavalry.

Duly noted, fantasy corrected. :D

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#16
May 16, 2012, 04:10:29 AM
i thought a cutlass was just a short saber?

Cain

#17
May 16, 2012, 04:13:57 AM
That and you have to be on a ship for it to be a cutlass.

If you're riding a hosrie, then it's a saber.

If you're riding a hosrie on a ship...well, what the fuck are you doing!? Stop riding that thing around on deck and stow it in the cargo hold.  I mean, for fucks sake.

Elder Iptuous

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May 16, 2012, 04:17:46 AM Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 04:19:27 AM by Elder Iptuous
Aahh that explains that old British tax whereby the creation of one type of sword from another required the payment of two metric dollars to the crown. always seemed odd, as i wondered how often that occured...
now it makes sense.
what a scheme!


edit. did you know that brittish only has one 't'. and that a red squigly line is meant to save you from embarrassment? :faceplam:
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