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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

Nephew Twiddleton

#1
June 21, 2012, 12:41:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

I haven't clipped my toenails in a while.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Placid Dingo

#2
June 21, 2012, 12:42:23 PM
I had squid and dim sims for dinner because I didn't want to shop.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

East Coast Hustle

#3
June 21, 2012, 12:58:41 PM
Woods Hole is a useless pit of namby-pamby richies who don't even have the stones for a bar fight. It also suffers from a depressing lack of pretty 20-something year old rich girls who want to piss off their daddies.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

AFK

#4
June 21, 2012, 01:31:18 PM
I haz a new Fabulous, Uniform.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

00.dusk

#5
June 21, 2012, 01:32:24 PM
I fed your cats to your cats.

I apologize for the resulting non-Euclidean geometry.

Forsooth

#6
June 21, 2012, 04:57:30 PM
I just bought a butterfly-knife bottle opener. While at work, I dream of going home and fiddling with it.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

00.dusk

#8
June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Murmur

#9
June 21, 2012, 10:38:58 PM
My purchases at the store today mostly consisted of different kinds of cheese.
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Anna Mae Bollocks

#10
June 22, 2012, 02:29:42 AM
Quote from: 00.dusk on June 21, 2012, 05:32:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on June 21, 2012, 05:17:18 PM
I dreamed my dog was two different dogs and one of them had a skull fracture and his head healed all crooked.

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

You fucked up dream dog? It's ok, he'd have probably just turned into Taylor Swift or something equally horrible if I'd slept a little longer.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
June 22, 2012, 03:32:41 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on June 21, 2012, 12:36:57 PM
...TELL ME ANYTHING!

I abused a contractor today.

I didn't want to, but I was left with NO CHOICE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Dark Monk

#12
June 24, 2012, 04:55:38 PM
I got a kitten born with no tail.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

Anna Mae Bollocks

#13
June 24, 2012, 06:34:25 PM
It might rain here. Or not.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#14
June 25, 2012, 04:23:39 AM
Somebody linked this on facebook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn476i40pXk&feature=relmfu

(Hey, you said ANYTHING)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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