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Started by Suu, December 04, 2012, 03:19:49 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#210
December 08, 2012, 07:29:39 AM
Yeah, so someone shot my office.

THE RETURN OF JEFF!

dun Dun DUN!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Juana

#211
December 08, 2012, 07:41:51 AM
:eek: The fuck?
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Aucoq

#212
December 08, 2012, 08:57:52 AM
Holy shit!  Is everything/everyone alright?
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#213
December 08, 2012, 09:57:41 AM
Everyone okay? What the hell did he do that for?
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"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

#214
December 08, 2012, 12:27:17 PM
Shit. Be careful dude.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Pæs

#215
December 08, 2012, 09:58:25 PM
BLENDER HAS TOO MANY BUTTONS.

Don Coyote

#216
December 08, 2012, 09:59:32 PM
Quote from: Pæs on December 08, 2012, 09:58:25 PM
BLENDER HAS TOO MANY BUTTONS.

AND SOME OF THEM MAKE NO SNSE!!!!!!

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#217
December 08, 2012, 10:28:43 PM
One of my co-workers saw my roommate at the post office this morning. Roommate's husband was in the passenger side but co-worker thought it was me. Don't mind being mistaken for a guy, happens a lot. But a mid- 40s guy with blue hair? Kinda WTF-ish.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#218
December 09, 2012, 02:40:10 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 08, 2012, 07:29:39 AM
Yeah, so someone shot my office.

THE RETURN OF JEFF!

dun Dun DUN!

You realize this means we are all going to freak out every time you go more than a couple hours without posting, right?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#219
December 09, 2012, 02:40:47 AM
Or a whole day without RESPONDING TO TEXTS?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#220
December 09, 2012, 03:38:56 AM
Damn. Though if nything happened wed get a heads up from freeky tgg or enabler i think.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#221
December 09, 2012, 03:50:40 AM
Quote from: ho|ist on December 09, 2012, 03:38:56 AM
Damn. Though if nything happened wed get a heads up from freeky tgg or enabler i think.

They're out of town. For a week. But I'm sure that if they don't hear from him they'll check in here.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#222
December 09, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Bullets cannot harm a Rain God.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#223
December 09, 2012, 04:42:16 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 09, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Bullets cannot harm a Rain God.

I will soothe myself to sleep with that thought.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#224
December 09, 2012, 04:53:01 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 09, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Bullets cannot harm a Rain God.

If someone actually shot at TGRR, the bullets would come out of the gun, shit themselves, and turn around to embed themselves in the shooter, in their haste to flee.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.
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