Seriously. Laugh.
A conversation betwixt myself and Villager's predecessor, just now:
11:07pm
TWID:
So yeah. Thursday time.
got 49 minutes left.
11:12pm
EX:
Well make sure to take care of your heart
11:12pm
TWID:
lol
take care of my heart
11:13pm
EX:
You dont smoke right
11:13pm
TWID:
Like being a [redacted paternal and maternal last names] hybrid makes heart care an easy thing
[paternal] got the good tickers but we got the nuts to make up for that
I'm pretty certain at this point that I will die of one of three things
11:14pm
EX
Well ewceryone dies
11:14pm
TWID
Indeed. But I've ben dying for a fortnight
11:15pm
EX
You could surprise us all by getting a piano dripped on you
11:15pm
TWID
That would be filed under mental illness, though, as a stretch
Seriously though, it sucks. Kinda makes me hate the idea of reincarnation
It's like getting your blood drawn annually but infinitely more sucky
The acceptance is the worst part
11:17pm
EX
Acceptance of death
11:17pm
TWID
It's like knowing your going to hit the tree, and then put on cruise control
Remember that in 60 years
Except for Brian, it wasn't 60 years from now.
11:21pm
EX
Awww dont hthink likw that
11:21pm
TWID
Too late.
11:21pm
EX
Tou should go to bes
Bed
I am
11:21pm
TWID
I was feeling this when I was sober.
11:21pm
EX
But dont stress
I know
11:21pm
TWID
I'm not stressing. That's the problem. I'm too fucking used to death.
I'm going to die. I accept that. And I hate that I now accept that.
In my 30s
I hate that I EAT death
Where are my fucking chloroplasts?
11:23pm
EX
Hahahhaha
Go vcegan!
11:24pm
TWID
Death is too tasty.
11:24pm
EX
Ok I gtg bed
Nom nom
11:24pm
TWID
Good night. Wake up in the morning.
o see a doctor.
11:24pm
EX
No
Youre fine
11:24pm
TWID
Oh, I'm fine for now.
I'm fine for a few decades.
Heh.
HehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
literally LOLLing
I can't stop laughing~
It's so ludicrous, lol
11:26pm
EX
Stop it
Im laughing now
11:26pm
TWID
No, lol
It is, it's ridiculous, the whole thing
What else can we do, cry?
Hey your planet won the lottery, enjoy your less than a century, lol
11:28pm
EX
Aww
Ol go to bed
11:28pm
TWID
We we might be the most advanced species in this galaxy, I'm in hysterics now
11:28pm
EX
Bes
11:28pm
TWID
NO!
11:28pm
EX
Bed
11:28pm
TWID
NO!
It's hilarious!
I'm laughing so hard, I have to blow my nose
Hey, we went to the Moon on a computer less powerful than your phone and then just STOPPED sending people off world!
Because it was TOO EXPENSIVE!!!!! LMFAO
We're doomed, individually and as a species, and it's funny as shit!
:compose, snot, look serious: So, yeah my cousin died because his body didn't like his new heart.
lol