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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, September 10, 2013, 08:31:45 PM

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AFK

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2013, 07:35:19 AM
I'm also trying to figure out why anyone takes RWHN any more seriously than Brother Nihil.  I mean, he is more skilled at trolling, but that he is trolling is really transparent.  I know trolling is kind of a religious duty for Discordians, can't somebody get him on one of those pagan boards you are always going to?

My services are not free, send me money and I'll troll wherever you want me to troll.

Also, Miley, the tongue thing is a bit tired now.  You might want to mix up your schtick a bit.

That is free advice.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2013, 04:18:56 PM
I bet you a certain discordian perv is positively throbbing right now over the 23 reference

hxxp://discordia.uncle BadTouch.org/xtra/mileyraycyrus.html

Ew I know, I remember when he was doing that whole nauseating "Discordian American Princess" routine over her. :vom:

Luckily for Miley she's too old for him now.
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Cain

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AFK

Quote from: Mean Mister Nigel on September 26, 2013, 04:43:42 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on September 26, 2013, 04:18:56 PM
I bet you a certain discordian perv is positively throbbing right now over the 23 reference

hxxp://discordia.uncle BadTouch.org/xtra/mileyraycyrus.html

Ew I know, I remember when he was doing that whole nauseating "Discordian American Princess" routine over her. :vom:

Luckily for Miley she's too old for him now.

And also too "no one would ever want to come within 10 yards of the creepo"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pergamos

Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2013, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2013, 07:35:19 AM
I'm also trying to figure out why anyone takes RWHN any more seriously than Brother Nihil.  I mean, he is more skilled at trolling, but that he is trolling is really transparent.  I know trolling is kind of a religious duty for Discordians, can't somebody get him on one of those pagan boards you are always going to?

Maybe because people bring him up at random in threads that have almost nothing to do with him.

Just a suggestion.

True, it's just that he was doing a pretty good job of trolling Roger and Nigel earlier in the thread.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2013, 07:23:33 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 26, 2013, 05:07:47 PM
Quote from: Pergamos on September 26, 2013, 07:35:19 AM
I'm also trying to figure out why anyone takes RWHN any more seriously than Brother Nihil.  I mean, he is more skilled at trolling, but that he is trolling is really transparent.  I know trolling is kind of a religious duty for Discordians, can't somebody get him on one of those pagan boards you are always going to?

Maybe because people bring him up at random in threads that have almost nothing to do with him.

Just a suggestion.

True, it's just that he was doing a pretty good job of trolling Roger and Nigel earlier in the thread.

That was two weeks ago, dude.

You know what you wouldn't believe, there was this guy Dead Kennedy who did an EXCELLENT job trolling me and Roger. You should go find his threads and bump them.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


LMNO

Oh, lord.  The DK threads.  He got me so, so badly.

"You are all mired in Cartesian Duality".   :evilmad:

AFK

AKK is still the, uh, "gold" standard, as trolls go.
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 26, 2013, 07:58:35 PM
Oh, lord.  The DK threads.  He got me so, so badly.

"You are all mired in Cartesian Duality".   :evilmad:

I miss DK - he put in the legwork. His posts were epic, meandering volumes of pure comedy gold. Okay so I only had to skim them to post a one-liner retort but at least he made the fucking effort  :argh!:

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Cramulus

My troll dream date would be a thread where DK and IANAR were debating with each other

AFK

The Miley Cyrus VMA thing would've been epic if it had (somehow) been AKK instead of that Thicke guy. 
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LMNO

Do not make me WOMP those two things together.

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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 26, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
Do not make me WOMP those two things together.
I CHALLENGE YOU!!!!!
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Quote from: :regret: on September 26, 2013, 09:01:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 26, 2013, 08:33:45 PM
Do not make me WOMP those two things together.
I CHALLENGE YOU!!!!!
(That is five exclamation marks, now you have to)

Is that all you have to do? Hly fuck I'm going to have some fun with this. BRB...

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark