Candybox 2 - there goes my life

[Payne]

You managed to kill the nougat monster yet?

no

[Reginald Ret]

Holy fuck! The cyclops/lighthouse/slidey tiles game! I just spent two hours of my life figuring that shit out

I totally missed that there was a game there!

edited to add: The teapot is almost at 50%

[Payne]

Holy fuck! The cyclops/lighthouse/slidey tiles game! I just spent two hours of my life figuring that shit out

I totally missed that there was a game there!

edited to add: The teapot is almost at 50%

You have to speak to the dragon first.

I've just started my own teapot adventure. Luckily, I'm also in the midst of a horde all the candies and lollipops saving up phase too, so I'm not bothered by the length of time it takes.

[LMNO]

Nope.  You guys are totally making this up.

[P3nT4gR4m]

They're making up the teapot shit, I'm pretty sure of that. The rest I can verify

[Reginald Ret]

They're making up the teapot shit, I'm pretty sure of that. The rest I can verify

The teapot is in the desert fortress. It is visible on your map. To get the key to the desert fortress you need to fall down the hole and get the treasure chest. I think it is the one behind the lost tribe warriors.

I only failed to get 1, how do you get the one down the too tight passage?

[Eater of Clowns]

I beat it.

And the other one too.

I am ashamed. 

[Payne]

They're making up the teapot shit, I'm pretty sure of that. The rest I can verify

The teapot is in the desert fortress. It is visible on your map. To get the key to the desert fortress you need to fall down the hole and get the treasure chest. I think it is the one behind the lost tribe warriors.

I only failed to get 1, how do you get the one down the too tight passage?

There is an ability called squeeze you get from a sponge in the sea, it makes you small enough to fit in tight places.

[Bruno]

You managed to kill the nougat monster yet?

I did. I used the octopus king's crown with obsidian, no weapon, and cast obsidian wall as soon as I came in. I let the octopus kings build up so he had to fight through an army of them to get to me. Eventually one dropped behind him and woke him up, and I started casting black demons.

Nailed his candy ass.

[P3nT4gR4m]

You managed to kill the nougat monster yet?

I did. I used the octopus king's crown with obsidian, no weapon, and cast obsidian wall as soon as I came in. I let the octopus kings build up so he had to fight through an army of them to get to me. Eventually one dropped behind him and woke him up, and I started casting black demons.

Nailed his candy ass.

Good call. I haven't used the obsidian enchanted crown since the Castle Entrance incident

[Pæs]

Nope.  You guys are totally making this up.

So much this.

[Faust]

I beat it.

And the other one too.

I am ashamed. 

This one seemed a hell of a lot shorter and simpler than the last one.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I like the Dark Room game.
When you're nice to the beggars, it pays off.

[Aucoq]

Just got the shell powder, red shark fin, and green shark fin.

How?
Edited to add: What is it for?

In the ocean, I got past the fish, jellyfish, and seahorses then I was attacked by sharks and eventually a sea serpent.  After surviving their merciless onslaught for a while, a shark with a red fin attacked (which gives you the red shark fin when killed).  After that, the green finned shark came.  I have no idea how I got the shell powder, to be honest.  I just had it when I finished the level.

The shell powder and the green shark fin increase lollipop production. I can't remember which does which, but one multiplies it by three and the other multiplies it by five.  So in the end I was popping out 1500 lollipops per second.

The red shark fin increases the damage of fireballs.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I QUIT.
I had a bunch of beggars I couldn't do a damn thing for because I didn't have enough something or other. I felt like an asshole with all my huts and smokehouses and furs.
Fuck that noise.