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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, April 28, 2014, 08:58:25 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 06:24:06 PM
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How I remember it

I love that the ad prefacing that video is for irritable bowel syndrome treatment.

They know their audience.

Actually that's just Google, datamining you :tinfoilhat:

Wow, they're REALLY doing it wrong, then.  :lol:

My understanding of Youtube ads is that they're linked to the video content, and aren't generated by Google's adbots, but maybe they've changed that. Usually you can tell because the same ads follow you around to different sites, but on Youtube I see ads for products that are completely disconnected from my browsing history.

They'll feed in vid related, how you got there-related, you-related, where you live-related and all points in between. Never had IBS ads before but now I've just typed IBS, on the internet... twice! :horrormirth:

Nope:

QuoteTrueView in-stream ads are similar to television commercials. As the name infers, in-stream ads are part of the video stream, before (pre-roll), during (mid-roll), or after (post-roll) the ad partner's video. However, unlike a television commercial, YouTube's in-stream advertising is a video search marketing tool that reaches a brand's target audience with greater precision due to the use of select keywords, interest targeting, and video optimization. This is a tremendous asset to advertisers.

I'm guessing from the smug "Nope" this is another - educate P3nT's dumb ass gambit. Next time try proving me wrong by quoting something that doesn't explain what I just told you?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKsLSWoFWg
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 08, 2014, 06:35:12 PM
Also, Argentinians.  Can't have a decent Tango without an accordian.

SOOO, you're a shepherd in the Falklands...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


Suu

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:20:14 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 05:18:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:08:20 PM
How I remember it

I love that the ad prefacing that video is for irritable bowel syndrome treatment.

They know their audience.

Actually that's just Google, datamining you :tinfoilhat:

Wow, they're REALLY doing it wrong, then.  :lol:

My understanding of Youtube ads is that they're linked to the video content, and aren't generated by Google's adbots, but maybe they've changed that. Usually you can tell because the same ads follow you around to different sites, but on Youtube I see ads for products that are completely disconnected from my browsing history.

They'll feed in vid related, how you got there-related, you-related, where you live-related and all points in between. Never had IBS ads before but now I've just typed IBS, on the internet... twice! :horrormirth:

Nope:

QuoteTrueView in-stream ads are similar to television commercials. As the name infers, in-stream ads are part of the video stream, before (pre-roll), during (mid-roll), or after (post-roll) the ad partner's video. However, unlike a television commercial, YouTube's in-stream advertising is a video search marketing tool that reaches a brand's target audience with greater precision due to the use of select keywords, interest targeting, and video optimization. This is a tremendous asset to advertisers.

I'm guessing from the smug "Nope" this is another - educate P3nT's dumb ass gambit. Next time try proving me wrong by quoting something that doesn't explain what I just told you?

Oh, fuck your own stupid smug ass off.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


trippinprincezz13

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

The Church connected to the Catholic school and I went to through 3rd grade (also, my family attended the church) was predominantly Polish so nearly every school and church event was filled with the soothing tunes of polka. The indoctrinated us in kindergarten. Now every time I hear a few notes played from an accordion, I instinctively begin the Chicken Dance, no matter what song is playing.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 07:02:21 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 06:24:06 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:52:33 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 05:32:55 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:20:14 PM
Quote from: All-Father Nigel on May 08, 2014, 05:18:52 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 05:08:20 PM
How I remember it

I love that the ad prefacing that video is for irritable bowel syndrome treatment.

They know their audience.

Actually that's just Google, datamining you :tinfoilhat:

Wow, they're REALLY doing it wrong, then.  :lol:

My understanding of Youtube ads is that they're linked to the video content, and aren't generated by Google's adbots, but maybe they've changed that. Usually you can tell because the same ads follow you around to different sites, but on Youtube I see ads for products that are completely disconnected from my browsing history.

They'll feed in vid related, how you got there-related, you-related, where you live-related and all points in between. Never had IBS ads before but now I've just typed IBS, on the internet... twice! :horrormirth:

Nope:

QuoteTrueView in-stream ads are similar to television commercials. As the name infers, in-stream ads are part of the video stream, before (pre-roll), during (mid-roll), or after (post-roll) the ad partner's video. However, unlike a television commercial, YouTube's in-stream advertising is a video search marketing tool that reaches a brand's target audience with greater precision due to the use of select keywords, interest targeting, and video optimization. This is a tremendous asset to advertisers.

I'm guessing from the smug "Nope" this is another - educate P3nT's dumb ass gambit. Next time try proving me wrong by quoting something that doesn't explain what I just told you?

Oh, fuck your own stupid smug ass off.

:lulz: Maybe you stfu when you have no idea what you're talking about?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on May 08, 2014, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

The Church connected to the Catholic school and I went to through 3rd grade (also, my family attended the church) was predominantly Polish so nearly every school and church event was filled with the soothing tunes of polka. The indoctrinated us in kindergarten. Now every time I hear a few notes played from an accordion, I instinctively begin the Chicken Dance, no matter what song is playing.

What more evidence do we need?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 07:11:18 PM
:lulz: Maybe you stfu when you have no idea what you're talking about?

You know, I don't have a dawg in this fight, but that's never stopped me before.

So I gotta ask:  Why?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 07:12:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 07:11:18 PM
:lulz: Maybe you stfu when you have no idea what you're talking about?

You know, I don't have a dawg in this fight, but that's never stopped me before.

So I gotta ask:  Why?

I should apologise for being right, then getting insulted about it?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 07:11:43 PM
Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on May 08, 2014, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

The Church connected to the Catholic school and I went to through 3rd grade (also, my family attended the church) was predominantly Polish so nearly every school and church event was filled with the soothing tunes of polka. The indoctrinated us in kindergarten. Now every time I hear a few notes played from an accordion, I instinctively begin the Chicken Dance, no matter what song is playing.

What more evidence do we need?

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 07:12:29 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 08, 2014, 07:11:18 PM
:lulz: Maybe you stfu when you have no idea what you're talking about?

You know, I don't have a dawg in this fight, but that's never stopped me before.

So I gotta ask:  Why?

He's got a bug up his butt to SHOW ME WHAT. And he's super proud of himself for finding something a tired and sick Nigel was WRONG about, so he's gonna strut and crow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: trippinprincezz13 on May 08, 2014, 07:03:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

The Church connected to the Catholic school and I went to through 3rd grade (also, my family attended the church) was predominantly Polish so nearly every school and church event was filled with the soothing tunes of polka. The indoctrinated us in kindergarten. Now every time I hear a few notes played from an accordion, I instinctively begin the Chicken Dance, no matter what song is playing.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Allfader Waffles on May 08, 2014, 06:38:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 08, 2014, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on May 08, 2014, 06:31:59 PM

Irishmen too.

No.

SOOOO, you're sitting there at your coastal monastery, and you suddely sit bolt upright with fear, as you hear polka music drift over the waves toward you.  You know they're coming.  You're fucking doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJKsLSWoFWg

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