OPEN BAR: I see you've come to PD. I too like to live dangerously

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is that a test drive the couch for couch sex thing?

What is that?

I think it's just Craigslist.

And Facebook, apparently.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I also appear to have about 95 messages from guys who would like to show me their penis, and a number of messages informing me that I am banned from one group or another. As if I wouldn't figure THAT one out.

Unsolicited dick pics are a complete mystery to me.

I can't imagine what goes through peoples' heads when they send them.  Hell, I have never sent a SOLICITED dick pic, let alone a "SURPRISE GENITALIA" thing.  Raunchy poetry to my wife, sure.  But dick pics?

I don't even particularly want dick pics from my boyfriend. I've seen it, and one dick looks like pretty much any other dick.

I had googly eye dermal anchors put in...five of them, just so's I can pick mine out of a line-up. Still doesn't work.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I also appear to have about 95 messages from guys who would like to show me their penis, and a number of messages informing me that I am banned from one group or another. As if I wouldn't figure THAT one out.

Unsolicited dick pics are a complete mystery to me.

I can't imagine what goes through peoples' heads when they send them.  Hell, I have never sent a SOLICITED dick pic, let alone a "SURPRISE GENITALIA" thing.  Raunchy poetry to my wife, sure.  But dick pics?

I don't even particularly want dick pics from my boyfriend. I've seen it, and one dick looks like pretty much any other dick.

I had googly eye dermal anchors put in...five of them, just so's I can pick mine out of a line-up. Still doesn't work.

[LMNO]

Man, I feel left out.  I don't get anything like that.  Just invites to the latest GAYBAR events.

[Suu]

Making an appointment for my first physical exam in fuck all with my new primary care doctor through the Naval Clinic. When I asked the boy if I should be aware of anything, he said, "Just remember, Department of Defense."

[Cain]

Thanks for the kind words everyone.

Today was grandmother's funeral.  So I won't be talking much.

[Luna]

I also appear to have about 95 messages from guys who would like to show me their penis, and a number of messages informing me that I am banned from one group or another. As if I wouldn't figure THAT one out.

Unsolicited dick pics are a complete mystery to me.

I can't imagine what goes through peoples' heads when they send them.  Hell, I have never sent a SOLICITED dick pic, let alone a "SURPRISE GENITALIA" thing.  Raunchy poetry to my wife, sure.  But dick pics?

Not that I would even send a dick pic to my own girlfriend, but how does that work? Do you do it flaccid? Do you work up a boner? What's supposed to be impressive about it? I guess I'm trying to wrap my head around the mentality, because I've never felt the need to show my penis to someone unless they were about to have sex with me or check my balls for cancer.

It's usually erect, and often, surprisingly, oily. I have no idea why anyone would think it was impressive.

My response to the last unsolicited dick pic I received was something along the lines of "I'm sure you meant to send that to your doctor.  If you didn't, you really should get that checked.  I'm not sure, but once they get the infection cleared up, they can probably hook you up to one of those pump things to do something about the size."

[minuspace]

Making an appointment for my first physical exam in fuck all with my new primary care doctor through the Naval Clinic. When I asked the boy if I should be aware of anything, he said, "Just remember, Department of Defense."

Eh, what's that supposed to mean?  I'm sure he meant it like, "we have very good doctors" instead of anything sinister?  Right?

[and there was no pun intended by the phrase preceding "DOD", I'm sure of that ]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Condolences, Cain

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm offta Southie ta have some beeahs at Geoahjiz house dood.

[Roly Poly Oly-Garch]

I'm offta Southie ta have some beeahs at Geoahjiz house dood.

That would be so cool to live in a city that has different dialects depending on the region.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks for the kind words everyone.

Today was grandmother's funeral.  So I won't be talking much.

Hang in there, Cain. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I also appear to have about 95 messages from guys who would like to show me their penis, and a number of messages informing me that I am banned from one group or another. As if I wouldn't figure THAT one out.

Unsolicited dick pics are a complete mystery to me.

I can't imagine what goes through peoples' heads when they send them.  Hell, I have never sent a SOLICITED dick pic, let alone a "SURPRISE GENITALIA" thing.  Raunchy poetry to my wife, sure.  But dick pics?

Not that I would even send a dick pic to my own girlfriend, but how does that work? Do you do it flaccid? Do you work up a boner? What's supposed to be impressive about it? I guess I'm trying to wrap my head around the mentality, because I've never felt the need to show my penis to someone unless they were about to have sex with me or check my balls for cancer.

It's usually erect, and often, surprisingly, oily. I have no idea why anyone would think it was impressive.

My response to the last unsolicited dick pic I received was something along the lines of "I'm sure you meant to send that to your doctor.  If you didn't, you really should get that checked.  I'm not sure, but once they get the infection cleared up, they can probably hook you up to one of those pump things to do something about the size."

I've thrown back insulting responses occasionally, but it seems to encourage them, because they're getting a response.

[Luna]

I also appear to have about 95 messages from guys who would like to show me their penis, and a number of messages informing me that I am banned from one group or another. As if I wouldn't figure THAT one out.

Unsolicited dick pics are a complete mystery to me.

I can't imagine what goes through peoples' heads when they send them.  Hell, I have never sent a SOLICITED dick pic, let alone a "SURPRISE GENITALIA" thing.  Raunchy poetry to my wife, sure.  But dick pics?

Not that I would even send a dick pic to my own girlfriend, but how does that work? Do you do it flaccid? Do you work up a boner? What's supposed to be impressive about it? I guess I'm trying to wrap my head around the mentality, because I've never felt the need to show my penis to someone unless they were about to have sex with me or check my balls for cancer.

It's usually erect, and often, surprisingly, oily. I have no idea why anyone would think it was impressive.

My response to the last unsolicited dick pic I received was something along the lines of "I'm sure you meant to send that to your doctor.  If you didn't, you really should get that checked.  I'm not sure, but once they get the infection cleared up, they can probably hook you up to one of those pump things to do something about the size."

I've thrown back insulting responses occasionally, but it seems to encourage them, because they're getting a response.

That one didn't come back.  I'm torn between thinking maybe I was supposed to recognize said dick, and hoping it was a college twerp who got that response standing in a circle of frat boys who will never, ever let him forget it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Sorry I haven't kept up on LDW, it's not for lack of wanting to.  I spent the morning in San Diego with no warning whatsoever.  Just got home, going to bed.