Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo

[Junkenstein]

Just wait until you see their winter dress sense.

From what I've seen, there are some folk who just wear shorts and fuck all else all year.

Middle of winter? Pissing rain? Hail? Shorts. Just can't go wrong with the "only shorts" look. It's a modern classic. 

Flip-flops optional. But strongly preferred.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Male shirtlessness in the summer is not uncommon in the US either. I suspect that it's just never occurred to the Irish to do so. Or the Pope made a rule awhile back or something and everyone just forgot that wearing a shirt at all times was a thing.

[Faust]

Male shirtlessness in the summer is not uncommon in the US either. I suspect that it's just never occurred to the Irish to do so. Or the Pope made a rule awhile back or something and everyone just forgot that wearing a shirt at all times was a thing.

Its probably part prudish, part lack of sun, part pasty ginger skin that cremates under ambient light.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Male shirtlessness in the summer is not uncommon in the US either. I suspect that it's just never occurred to the Irish to do so. Or the Pope made a rule awhile back or something and everyone just forgot that wearing a shirt at all times was a thing.

Its probably part prudish, part lack of sun, part pasty ginger skin that cremates under ambient light.

The skin is not a small consideration. I've only gone shirtless on the street once, and that's when I jogged with my roommate from work to home in the middle of summer. That was also the day I decided that I didn't like jogging in the summer.

[Suu]

Daywalkers, the lot of you. Just like my husband.

I for one, enjoy my melanin-producing greasy Italian/Black Irish skin in the summer. I walk outside and turn brown.

[Suu]

Gah, date has been set for my orientation at UNH.

<---History!

[Salty]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

[Suu]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

I tried that with Rhode Island. Richter ended up sharpening the kerosene and harnessing it for nefarious purposes.

Have you decided where you want to land, yet?

[Salty]

My brain feels like a rusty harpoon that is also on fire. I view this as a notable improvement.

I am going to soak this entire state in Kerosene before I leave.

I tried that with Rhode Island. Richter ended up sharpening the kerosene and harnessing it for nefarious purposes.

Have you decided where you want to land, yet?

Probably Oregon. Dunno where and there are too many variables to stick to a plan.

However, I now have access to really cheap plane tickets and will be able to adventure a bit soon. I might take a Spag tour.

[Salty]

I would like to visit the east coast in the near future.

[Suu]

I would like to visit the east coast in the near future.

Let us know, we've hosted spags from around the world and given them the dime tour. What, with the WOMP Transport Tubes system and all.

[Salty]

I would like to visit the east coast in the near future.

Let us know, we've hosted spags from around the world and given them the dime tour. What, with the WOMP Transport Tubes system and all.

I will do that! Thanks!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nigel, thanks for the add, but I was able to tolerate The Discordian Society on my feed for about 30 seconds before quitting.   

And this is the NEW one... the original one apparently got shut down. It was even shittier. 

[Suu]

Every time shit starts between Hamas and Israel, my Facebook turns into a slew of warmongers. Then I come in, all cool with the history facts, and get called a commie libtard.

Cool story bro. That's 6 people on my friends list I don't need, anyway.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Doctor time again.

My blood sugar is still perfect, despite my filthy Pepsi habit. Although I have been warned of potential retaliation from my kidneys. Those pussies.

However, I have to go back in two weeks to have the doc dig around in my lady garden and for biopsies of the thing that wasn't an issue when I was concerned about it the first time. Now it's a problem. Duh-hur. Duh-hur.

Also, my ex is being a giant douche canoe.