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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 09, 2014, 03:18:31 PM

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Suu

#1230
July 21, 2014, 04:56:58 PM
My grandmother died this weekend, they just found her.

This week just got really fucking interesting.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Junkenstein

#1231
July 21, 2014, 05:00:05 PM
Shit. Sorry to hear that Suu. Take it easy. 
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Suu

#1232
July 21, 2014, 05:03:48 PM
That's it. No more grandparents.

None.

I never got to say goodbye to any of them. They all just vanished from this plane of existence.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1233
July 21, 2014, 05:04:08 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 21, 2014, 04:56:58 PM
My grandmother died this weekend, they just found her.

This week just got really fucking interesting.

Sorry to hear that.
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Suu

#1234
July 21, 2014, 05:19:55 PM
She was supposed to be immortal. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

#1235
July 21, 2014, 05:49:07 PM
Thanks for the congrats, everyone. Self-deprecation aside, it does feel pretty cool.

And I'm sorry to hear that, Suu. It's definitely weird realizing all your grandparents are gone; my maternal grandfather finally passed away yesterday.

Suu

#1236
July 21, 2014, 05:59:54 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 21, 2014, 05:49:07 PM
Thanks for the congrats, everyone. Self-deprecation aside, it does feel pretty cool.

And I'm sorry to hear that, Suu. It's definitely weird realizing all your grandparents are gone; my maternal grandfather finally passed away yesterday.

What? Dude, I'm so sorry.

This fucking sucks. I never met 2 of them as it was. My poor father is an absolute mess right now. I don't like hearing my parents cry, it makes me feel even more horrible. When I lost my Pop 5 years ago, at least my mom was there for him, and we knew it was coming. This was out of the blue, my parents are at a total loss. They're 1300 miles away and rather broke at the moment. My sister was just told by her job if she leaves to go on another "vacation", she's fired. She was just in Cincinnati a couple weeks ago. Bereavement is not vacation, goddamnit. But nobody gives a fuck in the Real World, especially in a fucking Right to Work State.

Now I'm pissed that I have a pile of work to do, because I can't forgo hard deadlines to take off to Long Island. I simply can't. And I don't have friends up here that can help with my workload, either. I'm in a total fucking jam.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Reginald Ret

#1237
July 21, 2014, 06:14:30 PM
Shit, Suu that sucks.
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Cainad (dec.)

#1238
July 21, 2014, 06:27:56 PM
Damn, that REALLY sucks. I'm sure you all will be able to figure something out. I'm located on LI right now, so if there's something I can help with let me know.

Suu

#1239
July 21, 2014, 06:36:18 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on July 21, 2014, 06:27:56 PM
Damn, that REALLY sucks. I'm sure you all will be able to figure something out. I'm located on LI right now, so if there's something I can help with let me know.

I will more than likely stay in Brooklyn with my cousin, everybody else will be at my grandmother's apartment in Babylon or my aunt's house in Lindenhurst. There's no such thing as refunds for Pennsic at this point, but Jeff is perfectly fine with taking a couple of days and driving back east. Everybody at the event can go fuck themselves if they give me a hard time about it. Right now I just need to know dates and times. I wish I could get down their now, I really wish, but there's no way I can get done what needs to get done, and I do not have the money to refund $500 worth of orders I still need to finish.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#1240
July 21, 2014, 06:45:38 PM
Sorry, Suu and Cainad.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#1241
July 21, 2014, 07:08:14 PM
Today's near miss brought to you by forklift driver, carrying a load, going backwards...WHILE TEXTING!!! This is my third near miss with this same dude. The other two were backwards around a corner with no horn. Kind of at the point where I can't not report this one. I fucking hate that.
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

Suu

#1242
July 21, 2014, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 21, 2014, 07:08:14 PM
Today's near miss brought to you by forklift driver, carrying a load, going backwards...WHILE TEXTING!!! This is my third near miss with this same dude. The other two were backwards around a corner with no horn. Kind of at the point where I can't not report this one. I fucking hate that.

Sounds like a job for Klaus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#1243
July 21, 2014, 07:34:29 PM
Quote from: The Suu on July 21, 2014, 07:21:18 PM
Quote from: NoLeDeMiel on July 21, 2014, 07:08:14 PM
Today's near miss brought to you by forklift driver, carrying a load, going backwards...WHILE TEXTING!!! This is my third near miss with this same dude. The other two were backwards around a corner with no horn. Kind of at the point where I can't not report this one. I fucking hate that.

Sounds like a job for Klaus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

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Back to the fecal matter in the pool

minuspace

#1244
July 21, 2014, 08:54:44 PM
Condolences to The Suu and Cainaid, my heart goes out to both of you.
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