Generic split from AI/political threads

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

They never do.  They kick in the door, hollering out how we are supposed to be REALLY REAL DISCORDIANS, and then they get all butthurt when we laugh at them and then they never, ever shut up again.

I never said you weren't real Discordians. I said that you're poor Discordians.

In fact, the only thing you're doing right is to give Discordianism a bad name.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

They never do.  They kick in the door, hollering out how we are supposed to be REALLY REAL DISCORDIANS, and then they get all butthurt when we laugh at them and then they never, ever shut up again.

I never said you weren't real Discordians. I said that you're poor Discordians.

In fact, the only thing you're doing right is to give Discordianism a bad name.

Your opinion has been evaluated and given the consideration it merits.

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It's just that it doesn't merit much.

You seem to be unable to understand the way this place functions, so you allow your butthurt to do your thinking for you.  Let me know how that works out.

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

You seem to be unable to understand the way this place functions

I understand the way this place functions. It runs on posts soaked in chloroform.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You seem to be unable to understand the way this place functions

I understand the way this place functions. It runs on posts soaked in chloroform.

This is exactly what I'm talking about.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So there's no use trying to explain it to you.

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

So there's no use trying to explain it to you.

If you wanted to, you'd have done it already. I doubt very much, however, that how you think things work - or should work - is at all how they actually work.

Besides, the damage has already been done, hasn't it? What's more, I'm not really very concerned about trying to impress any of you, since most of you have failed to impress me.

Who is testing who?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So there's no use trying to explain it to you.

If you wanted to, you'd have done it already. I doubt very much, however, that how you think things work - or should work - is at all how they actually work.

Besides, the damage has already been done, hasn't it? What's more, I'm not really very concerned about trying to impress any of you, since most of you have failed to impress me.

Who is testing who?

whatever, dude.  You're boring. 

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

whatever, dude.  You're boring.

[Salty]

whatever, dude.  You're boring.

[Reverend Elvis Pope Pelvis]

 

[LMNO]

You seem to be unable to understand the way this place functions

I understand the way this place functions. It runs on posts soaked in chloroform.

[xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed)]

The stuff that was clogging up the sink on Ron never getting his 'Converted a Discordian forum' merit badge.

WOW SON,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            


 U BUT ANGREY I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukin dicks and crying to link park"-You ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

Also I dont need to convert discordians to anything. The Alt-Right already has a large amount of Discordians.

[Sung Low]