News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar

Started by Faust, December 26, 2016, 10:27:24 AM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ... 100
User actions

EK WAFFLR

#240
January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#241
January 20, 2017, 10:46:10 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2017, 01:19:33 PM
Well, today's the day.  Or maybe it's Monday, since he's taking the weekend off.

Hopefully, my steel-tipped workboots will show up soon.

He signed 12 pieces of legislation already.  Presumably without reading them.  He didn't even look at each thing he signed, he was too busy making faces at the camera.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#242
January 20, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#243
January 20, 2017, 11:45:38 PM
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eater of Clowns

#244
January 20, 2017, 11:47:28 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 20, 2017, 11:45:38 PM
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

:lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

#245
January 20, 2017, 11:54:09 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 20, 2017, 11:47:28 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 20, 2017, 11:45:38 PM
Man, I used to worry about how my employment history looked on paper... then I became a recruiter. Now I realize mine is really pretty not too bad.

:lulz:

I like this because you used to photoshop spots off of genitalia.

Ah, those were the days...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

EK WAFFLR

#246
January 21, 2017, 12:26:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#247
January 21, 2017, 01:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 21, 2017, 12:26:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

French elections.  If Le Pen wins, she plans to have France leave the EU.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#248
January 21, 2017, 03:25:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on January 20, 2017, 02:31:10 PM
Also, I'd like to announce the first release by Donald., a political punk band I helped start.

Our first song and video is called "Sad."  It's only a minute and a half long, so watch it.

We also have a Facebook page.

I like it!
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Cain

#249
January 21, 2017, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2017, 01:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 21, 2017, 12:26:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

French elections.  If Le Pen wins, she plans to have France leave the EU.

And NATO, though France already did that once.  Though at least it wasn't with the idea of almost explicitly teaming up with its enemy...

The Good Reverend Roger

#250
January 21, 2017, 03:40:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2017, 03:36:53 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 21, 2017, 01:19:34 AM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 21, 2017, 12:26:55 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 20, 2017, 10:47:00 PM
Quote from: The Half-Seeing Waffle on January 20, 2017, 10:40:51 PM
Is America great yet?

Jesus Christ what a shitshow

And to make things even better, on May 7th we'll learn if you guys still have a Europe.

What happens on May 7th?

French elections.  If Le Pen wins, she plans to have France leave the EU.

And NATO, though France already did that once.  Though at least it wasn't with the idea of almost explicitly teaming up with its enemy...

Not so worried about NATO.  I mean, it would be bad, but not "global economic collapse" bad.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#251
January 21, 2017, 03:48:25 AM
Well, a land war in Europe and a global economic collapse sound pretty bad.  The UK's nuclear deterrent is worthless with an American president compromised by Russian intelligence.  France is the other major military NATO power, complete with decades of combat experience and an independent nuclear arsenal.

With America compromised, the UK out of the picture and France flipped, there's nothing to stop Russian troops rolling into Latvia. I mean, I wouldn't rely on Germany, Italy and Spain to come my rescue if was fighting in the resistance in Riga, lets put it that way.

The Good Reverend Roger

#252
January 21, 2017, 03:58:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2017, 03:48:25 AM
Well, a land war in Europe and a global economic collapse sound pretty bad.  The UK's nuclear deterrent is worthless with an American president compromised by Russian intelligence.  France is the other major military NATO power, complete with decades of combat experience and an independent nuclear arsenal.

With America compromised, the UK out of the picture and France flipped, there's nothing to stop Russian troops rolling into Latvia. I mean, I wouldn't rely on Germany, Italy and Spain to come my rescue if was fighting in the resistance in Riga, lets put it that way.

I am gonna recommend John Shirley's "Eclipse" series at this point, because it's fucking prophecy.  Including Le Pen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#253
January 21, 2017, 04:06:33 AM
Looked at the synopsis on Wikipedia...seems pretty damn close.

The Good Reverend Roger

#254
January 21, 2017, 04:25:10 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 21, 2017, 04:06:33 AM
Looked at the synopsis on Wikipedia...seems pretty damn close.

Screamingly close.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 ... 100
User actions