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Started by Cain, July 12, 2017, 09:47:44 AM

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LMNO

#345
September 03, 2017, 03:26:14 PM
Better than the handlebar, I'll tell you that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#346
September 04, 2017, 06:47:54 AM
Quote from: LMNO on September 03, 2017, 03:26:14 PM
Better than the handlebar, I'll tell you that.

LMNOW is undoubtably a wonderful woman in every way that matters.

Except in this.  Handlebar mustaches are GLORIOUS.

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#347
September 04, 2017, 07:28:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2017, 06:47:54 AM

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
Hey, as death cults go, at least we're still more interesting than The Hand is in the Netflix Marvel series.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#348
September 04, 2017, 07:33:29 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on September 04, 2017, 07:28:35 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 04, 2017, 06:47:54 AM

On the other hand, the pics of her stealing it are among the funniest things ever posted in this sorry excuse for a death cult.
Hey, as death cults go, at least we're still more interesting than The Hand is in the Netflix Marvel series.

I'll take your word for that.  Even though this fucking death cult can't even be arsed to spike the Koolaid.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#349
September 04, 2017, 08:45:27 AM
PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Chelagoras The Boulder

#350
September 04, 2017, 08:35:01 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 04, 2017, 08:45:27 AM
PD.COM: We're a self service death cult. Spike your own f'kin Koolaid.
Newsfeed.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Cain

#351
September 05, 2017, 04:02:33 AM
We have had two students arrive.

One has entered the country under a tourist visa and apparently run away.

Trivial

#352
September 05, 2017, 04:48:54 AM
Update: had babby, he's doing well.  Am now eating all the carbs I couldn't have before.
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

Freeky

#353
September 05, 2017, 05:34:47 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 05, 2017, 04:02:33 AM
We have had two students arrive.

One has entered the country under a tourist visa and apparently run away.

Well. That's weird.

LMNO

#354
September 05, 2017, 12:54:05 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 05, 2017, 04:48:54 AM
Update: had babby, he's doing well.  Am now eating all the carbs I couldn't have before.

Yay to babby and yay to carbs!

Trivial

#355
September 05, 2017, 06:11:15 PM
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing. 
Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde

There are more nipples in the world than people.

P3nT4gR4m

#356
September 05, 2017, 07:45:58 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 05, 2017, 06:11:15 PM
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing.

:spittake:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Q. G. Pennyworth

#357
September 05, 2017, 07:58:59 PM
Quote from: Trivial on September 05, 2017, 06:11:15 PM
Already got peed on, boys are a different challenge when changing.

True story: my second is a boy and I was prepared for more enthusiastic per adventures, but he happened to be an outlier on the good side for that. The only thing was every time I made a comment about him bucking the stereotype, I would get peed on almost immediately.

Cain

#358
September 06, 2017, 04:25:19 AM
Breaking news: arguing with the police for an hour after being found trespassing is not a viable strategy, and may result in arrest.

Freeky

#359
September 06, 2017, 09:29:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on September 06, 2017, 04:25:19 AM
Breaking news: arguing with the police for an hour after being found trespassing is not a viable strategy, and may result in arrest.

shocking
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