The Crazy Sage's 1000th post

[Ben]

Eris hasn't killed me yet.  Actually she killed me twice.  The first time she ressurected me as a bubble gum machine.  After the so-called coincidental accident, she ressurected me as a moth with a grudge towards the Batman.  Yesiree, the spirit of Eris goes on and on.  But wait!  There's more!  The spirit of Eris stops at the end of my ass.  So please, pray for my ass.  It's all we can do to insure the security of all mankind.  Be careful though!  If you br3ak it, you buy it!

[brock beeblebrobrahbleyo]

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[Ben]

Um... Kali, please kill me now before I have to endure any more of this.  I never thought I'd be in cahoots with Kali.

[One-Eyed Thayne Magee]

i think kali's hot
i like a chick with four arms

[Chef]

Eris hasn't killed me yet.  Actually she killed me twice.  The first time she ressurected me as a bubble gum machine.  After the so-called coincidental accident, she ressurected me as a moth with a grudge towards the Batman.  Yesiree, the spirit of Eris goes on and on.  But wait!  There's more!  The spirit of Eris stops at the end of my ass.  So please, pray for my ass.  It's all we can do to insure the security of all mankind.  Be careful though!  If you br3ak it, you buy it!

SEE, KIDS?  THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YUO DO NOT EAT MORNING GLORY SEEDS.