Alright

[Burning Trees]

Why are you guys so Bobophobic?

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Why are you guys so Bobophobic?

I didn't know we were?

[LMNO]

Because I'm not really into the smell of pipe smoke.

[unlike_someone]

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Seems like a mighty random list.

[Burning Trees]

Many of you wouldn't believe me if I explained.

[unlike_someone]

I know many definitions of "bobo"... the question is which one is the right one?

A cut or scrape[/list:u]

A clown[/list:u]

A sexual "favour"[/list:u]

A really crappy nickname[/list:u]

A movement (bobo shanti)[/list:u]

A camper company[/list:u]

Long lost teddy of Mr Burns[/list:u]

A DJ[/list:u]

Off-brand... lower quality product[/list:u]

A combination of "bourgeois" and "bohemian"[/list:u]

A tribe[/list:u]

Some baseball player[/list:u]

The list goes on and on...

[LMNO]

Bob.

[Burning Trees]

Bob.

You said "Bob!"

You get a lifetime's supply of amphetamines for your prairie squid.

[LMNO]

I had a prarie squid once, but I set him free on the plains once I discovered the sublime pleasure of a scrid's company.

[unlike_someone]

Ahhh so it's Bob-ophobic, not Bobo-phobic.... That changes everything.

[gnimbley]

I don't like BoB because I can't tell if he is coming or going.

[hooplala]

Bob is ok, but I love Bobo.

Bobo and I go waaaaay back . . . we met when we were both geeks in a travelling sideshow . . . he bit the heads off chickens, while I hypnotized my chickens first so that they would dance the watusi while I bit their heads off.  

I had a bit more showmanship, but Bobo was deep,man.  He showed me how the entire universe can be revealed in pencil shavings - that blew my mind.

Poor Bobo, he was never the same after Monday Moonie got through taking back his wooden legs.  He tried making the best of it for a while, strapping on pool cues, but it wasn't the same . . . the last time I saw him he was bobbing for bottle rockets at a flea circus . . . he looked lost.  I should send him a postcard.

[East Coast Hustle]

I had a prarie squid once, but I set him free on the plains once I discovered the sublime pleasure of a scrid's company.

well, if you don't have any use for those amphetamines...

[Mangrove]

I don't like BoB because I can't tell if he is coming or going.

this post deserves extra credit.


[gives the gnome a cookie]

[..y.E.R.M.O.M.]

because Bob hates ERIS. The Book of Subgenius(EVERY BOOK IN PRINT SHOULD BE BURNED) says that ERIS is "mostly evil" which is simply untrue. ERIS is (as we all know) half "good" half "evil" and half "excluded middle".



STAMP OUT BOB