Best Music For Sex

[Cramulus]

my mom's a nigga, ASSHOLES

[navkat]

nah, it's cool. I know how you meant it, and I grew up in an area where the ghetto kids said "nigga" no matter what color they were...

Same here.

But if you put on a tail, you open yourself up for all kinds of abuse.

I think that truth applies to a most things in life. Heh.

It's not just the tail though...it's the WAY they wear that fur shit. (*shudder*)

On one hand, I saw a girl at a party wearing mouse ears and a tail, and she spent the night curled up with her BF in a corner. Okay, np.

Then, there's these nuts who cut out fur pasties and loincloths, then show up at the cons with the whole she-bang: paws, ears, tail, etc and sniff each other's butts n shit out in the open while yr just looking through RPGs or trying to shuffle yr way to the Harlan Ellison book-signing.

I'm talking full, butt-sniff action going...and they're giggling...and pawing at each other. It's more sickening than my college, ren-fair boyfriends who kissed my hand and called me "M' lady."

Huzzah.

My take on the furry thing is that it's no different than anything else sexually oriented: Keep it in the bedroom.

That's it. It's a free world, but no one wants to see it...especially not around people's kids who might innocently mistake them for something...else. Because really; who else do you expect to attract when you put on a giant, fuzzy cartoon-y animal suit?

Aaaand there's where your kreep factor comes from, ladies n gents. No one normal grows up watching Sesame Street and later decides he/she wants to do dirty things with Grover. Or Chuk E. Cheese. Or the characters in Disney's Robin Hood. Because those characters are supposed to attract visions of innocence, not visions of two sick fucks going at it doggy-style through two well-placed holes in their suits.

[Wrecked Fred]

Furries scare me.  They're like big perverted clowns.

[navkat]

Furries scare me.  They're like big perverted clowns.

And in one line, the n00b wraps up what took me seven paragraphs to say.
(Out of the mouthes of babes...)

Welcome, Fred.

[Arkham Asylum]

NIN-  I want to fuck you like an animal.

Garbage- The world is not enough.

Garbage- Crush.

Alice in chains- Heaven beside you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Alice in chains- Heaven beside you.

Kill yourself and fuck the body.

[Arkham Asylum]

Alice in chains- Heaven beside you.

Kill yourself and fuck the body.

You first.

[Mangrove]

Threadjack:

I believe the rate of infection for Oral Herpes is 19/20 people. The little bastards make a cozy little nest in your trigeminal nerve and then STRIKE when conditions are met as TGRR pointed out.

Ok, I'm done with medical trivia.

[Arkham Asylum]

Bjork - All is full of love.

Slow music is always good too.

[Arkham Asylum]

Threadjack:

I believe the rate of infection for Oral Herpes is 19/20 people. The little bastards make a cozy little nest in your trigeminal nerve and then STRIKE when conditions are met as TGRR pointed out.

Ok, I'm done with medical trivia.

That is so hot.

I am in the mood now.

[Triple Zero]

Shpongle - Once Upon The Sea Of Blissfull Awareness

E/O/T

can't imagine i forgot to mention this one

Waves of the soft spring wind
Love's flood tide is rising full
The moon of love is rising full
Sea of beauty.
The moon of love is rising full
Love's flood tide.
Some laugh, some weep, some dance for joy.
My mind craves nectar day and night.
Like a blue lotus floating on the sea of love.
Lingering in ashantically
Lingering in the akashic realms
Lingering in the realms.
Blue lotus floats, floating, floating..
Some laugh, some weep, some dance for joy.
My mind craves nectar day and night.

[maphdet]

Best Music For Sex:

boom chicka bow wow


sorry if this one's been said before

[Payne]

sorry if I bumped a thread that was better off dead.

Fixed.

[maphdet]

heh. I just had too.

[eighteen buddha strike]

This one is easy...

Merzbow.

Barring that, it would be a combination of psilocybin and Lustmord.