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Started by Poib, January 19, 2003, 09:44:52 PM

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Eve

#285
December 03, 2008, 04:55:14 PM
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

hooplala

#286
December 03, 2008, 04:56:31 PM
"No.  My boobs are not bionic.  It's all me."
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

AFK

#287
December 03, 2008, 04:56:46 PM
I had sex, but I think I dropped it somewhere and now it's lost.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Eve

#288
December 03, 2008, 05:04:34 PM
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#289
December 03, 2008, 05:40:37 PM
Quote from: Eve on December 03, 2008, 04:55:14 PM
OMG NIGEL U HAVE SEX?!?!? LOL ME 2!!!! LETS TELL THE INTERNETS ABOUT IT!!!!!

ZOMG YES LETS TELL THEM ALL ABOUT HOW MUCH SEX WE HAVE AND WHAT KINDS!

Actually, when I do have sex, I'm going to be all "HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I HAD SOME SEX AND IT WAS AWESOME!"  :cry:

In the meantime, I need to make up more stories about my anal rape propensities.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#290
December 03, 2008, 05:43:49 PM
Nigel,  I beseech you:

When you finally do have sex (and I know it will happen, sooner rather than later), please please please stop halfway through, and tell your partner(s), "Hold on a second.  I have to go post this," then log on to PD.com and announce in 40-point type "I'M HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW!" and then go back to bed (living room floor/kitchen counter/back stairway/garage).

Cramulus

#291
December 03, 2008, 06:24:59 PM
yeah, or just post from a wireless device



you know, so as not to ruin the mood

East Coast Hustle

#292
December 03, 2008, 06:27:03 PM
the best music for sex is Dueling Banjos.

E/O/T.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

hooplala

#293
December 03, 2008, 06:27:21 PM
 :lulz:
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Cramulus

#294
December 03, 2008, 06:28:30 PM
LMNO, your post makes me wonder why there aren't dildos with RSS feeds yet

LMNO

#295
December 03, 2008, 06:35:23 PM
Just hook it up straight to facebook.


"NIGEL IS:  giving it to some guy's cornhole."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#296
December 03, 2008, 07:48:19 PM
 :lulz:

I should Twitter.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

AFK

#297
December 03, 2008, 08:49:56 PM
I bet he'd like that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Iason Ouabache

#298
December 03, 2008, 10:22:47 PM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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hooplala

#299
December 03, 2008, 10:27:53 PM
Racist.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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