Monsters...

[renko]

Hey everybody, Im new to these boards. Ive just recently read the Principia Discordia and The Book of Eris and Im really diggin the whole thing. But ya, anyway heres my rant that I feel like ranting:

There is an utter lack of monsters in the world. I was watching Jurrasic Park recently and after narrrowly escaping some dinosaurs the little girl asks "Are the monsters coming back?" and the main guy responds "They arent monsters, they are animals." And that made me think: If giant scaley things with teeth the size of your head arent monsters, then what are? As soon as a monster actually exists we make it into an animal. There was a time when whales were sea monsters, but now they are whales. If we ever find the lock ness monster, we will give it a scientific name and make it into an animal. I am sorely dissapointed with the underabundance of boogeymen and things that go bump in the night. There is nothing malevolent in the world. I suppose this could be seen as a positive, but whatever, I just felt like writing this to stall doing homework and to make a first post.

So there ya go.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=8323  <--Clicky Linky.

Welcome to the club, kid.

[renko]

shit.... you had the same thing. Now I feel thorougly noob-ish. well I came up with it like, last week, before I even knew about discordianism. So ya, well it doesnt really matter. Thanks for welcoming me.

Just as an extra note: After reading the principia discordia and the book of eris what else is there? Im sure theres more.

[The seer]

shit.... you had the same thing. well I came up with it like, last week, before I even knew about discordianism. So ya, well it doesnt really matter. Thanks for welcoming me.

Just as an extra note: After reading the principia discordia and the book of eris what else is there? Im sure theres more.

every thought you are currently capable of having has already been thought before. Don't be so shocked, you're not nuveau anymore, you're as passe as the rest of us.

[LHX]

//www.subgenius.com

that is the end

[renko]

Unless I made a specific attempt at not thinkin in words, just indistinguisable sounds. Then no one would have thought of that before, I just wouldnt be able to articulate it.

EDIT: this was made in response to the seer

and that 'bob' thing, taht seems like its something other than discordianism, if Im correct. is it like a sister religion or somethin?

[LHX]

a unique snowflake

[The seer]

Unless I made a specific attempt at not thinkin in words, just indistinguisable sounds. Then no one would have thought of that before, I just wouldnt be able to articulate it.

LOL. A million zenji have done just that.
You can't distinguish yourself no matter how hard you try. Just get over being distinguished. You're still unique even if there is nothing you cannot say that hasn't been said. Don't coddle yourself with delusions of grandeur is all I'm saying.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I like your new avatar LHX.

[LHX]

and that 'bob' thing, taht seems like its something other than discordianism, if Im correct. is it like a master religion or somethin?

you almost had it

[The Good Reverend Roger]

shit.... you had the same thing. Now I feel thorougly noob-ish. well I came up with it like, last week, before I even knew about discordianism. So ya, well it doesnt really matter. Thanks for welcoming me.

Just as an extra note: After reading the principia discordia and the book of eris what else is there? Im sure theres more.

1.  Naw.  Great minds, etc.

2.  The Book of the Subgenius, Revelation X, and anything by Benrik.  Robert Anton Wilson is also recommended by many, but it basically sucks ass.  In my opinion.  But, seeing as how I'm a God, you might consider taking that as (literally) Gospel.  Or I'll turn your whole clan into hamsters.  Or kill me.

[renko]

Unless I made a specific attempt at not thinkin in words, just indistinguisable sounds. Then no one would have thought of that before, I just wouldnt be able to articulate it.

LOL. A million zenji have done just that.
You can't distinguish yourself no matter how hard you try. Just get over being distinguished. You're still unique even if there is nothing you cannot say that hasn't been said. Don't coddle yourself with delusions of grandeur is all I'm saying.

shit, I dont know what zenji even are...

PS. goddamit you guys post fast. every time I post something, three other people pop up between me and the thing Im responding too.

PPS. In the time it took me to edit this mesage and add that PS up there, two posts were made. You guys are like machines.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Unless I made a specific attempt at not thinkin in words, just indistinguisable sounds. Then no one would have thought of that before, I just wouldnt be able to articulate it.

EDIT: this was made in response to the seer

and that 'bob' thing, taht seems like its something other than discordianism, if Im correct. is it like a sister religion or somethin?

Or something.

Think of it as Discordia's "wrong" uncle, who is never let out of the attic, except on holidays, when he drinks too much punch and embarrasses everyone.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Unless I made a specific attempt at not thinkin in words, just indistinguisable sounds. Then no one would have thought of that before, I just wouldnt be able to articulate it.

LOL. A million zenji have done just that.
You can't distinguish yourself no matter how hard you try. Just get over being distinguished. You're still unique even if there is nothing you cannot say that hasn't been said. Don't coddle yourself with delusions of grandeur is all I'm saying.

shit, I dont know what zenji even are...

They start haiku threads, mostly.

[The seer]

and they have the ability to get bored with handling sharp objects that cut them occasionally... unlike me.