HAIKUS FOR OPIEZ

[Chef]

CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.

[Chef]

NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.

[Chef]

AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.

[Chef]

PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

That bitch owns
Johnny's testicles and she
Won't return them

[Schizzy]

I thought that she
Got pregnant from the galdurned
Toilet seat.