Eris' Stitch'n'Bitch--AKA the Discordian Craft Corner

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Cattle prod.



Just sayin'.

Cattle prod and a cat = bad time for the human.

[LMNO]

I didn't say I'd be the one prodding.

Rather, I'd be the one behind the video camera.

[Cain]

Cats = proof of a malevonent higher power.  Or God likes cats more than people.

[LMNO]

Cats = proof of a malevonent higher power.  Or God likes cats more than people.

These two statements need not be mutually exclusive.

[Cain]

I would say one almost makes the other redundant.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I didn't say I'd be the one prodding.

Rather, I'd be the one behind the video camera.

You better hope you have a telephoto lens and that you are miles away.

[hooplala]

O, Pushkin.

[Toots]

If this kitty wasn't the cutest little character I might consider the cattle prod.

But although ferocious, Felis Cattus (aka Pushkin Boots) is reasonable and knows that Ninja Scarf is not meant for this abode, it's got places to go, people to choke.

Plus, The Cattus is easily distracted, so the current plan is to distract it with some catnip at just the right moment and then run like hell.

[LMNO]

Could somone please knit this for me?

[Bella]

You got it. I'm really getting the hang of this knitting thing.
After just two weeks, I've already finished two (count em - two) dish cloths.  

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

You got it. I'm really getting the hang of this knitting thing.
After just two weeks, I've already finished two (count em - two) dish cloths.  

BUt not that THING in THAT pic up THERE?

[Toots]

You got it. I'm really getting the hang of this knitting thing.
After just two weeks, I've already finished two (count em - two) dish cloths.  

BUt not that THING in THAT pic up THERE?

hee hee, is it the THING with teh THING on it's chin? It looks...umm...unsanitary.

By the way SssBella I keep lurking in the MW knitting lessons and I've picked up quite a few things.  I've made two dishcloths too, they're red and black--the colours of our kitchen.
But I'm skipping the scraf project because now that LHX's scarf is finally done, I'm a bit scarfed out.  

[LHX]

batman had a utility belt

LHX will have a scarf

[Toots]

Anyone not scarfed out and like aliens?

Here's a picky and pattern for an alien illusion scarf--illusion as in you can only see the aliens if you look at it from a certain angle. Kinda fun.



MC= Main colour  (black in this case) CC=complementary colour (green)

CC 1. K all RS
CC 2. P all WS
MC 3. K all RS
MC 4. K all WS
CC 5. K all RS
CC 6. P all WS
MC 7. K all RS
MC 8. K all WS
CC 9. K all RS
CC 10. P23, K7, P10
MC 11. K all RS
MC 12. K23, P7, K10
CC 13. K all RS
CC 14. P20, K11, P9
MC 15. K all RS
MC 16. K20, P11, K9
CC 17. K all RS
CC 18. P17, K9, P2, K4, P8
MC 19. K all RS
MC 20. K17, P9, K2, P4, K8
CC 21. K all RS
CC 22. P14, K11, P4, K4, P7
MC 23. K all RS
MC 24. K14, P11, K4, P4, K7
CC 25. K all RS
CC 26. P11, K13, P6, K4, P6
MC 27. K all RS
MC 28. K11, P13, K6, P4, K6
CC 29. K all RS
CC 30. P8, K16, P6, K5, P5
MC 31. K all RS
MC 32. K8, P16, K6, P5, K5
CC 33. K all RS
CC 34. P6, K5, P2, K12, P4, K7, P4
MC 35. K all RS
MC 36. K6, P5, K2, P12, K4, P7, K4
CC 37. K all RS
CC 38. P4, K7, P2, K13, P2, K8, P4
MC 39. K all RS
MC 40. K4, P7, K2, P13, K2, P8, K4
CC 41. K all RS
CC 42. P4, K7, P2, K23, P4
MC 43. K all RS
MC 44. K4, P7, K2, P23, K4
CC 45. K all RS
CC 46. P4, K7, P2, K23, P4
MC 47. K all RS
MC 48. K4, P7, K2, P23, K4
CC 49. K all RS
CC 50. P4, K7, P2, K13, P2, K8, P4
MC 51. K all RS
MC 52. K4, P7, K2, P13, K2, P8, K4
CC 53. K all RS
CC 54. P6, K5, P2, K12, P4, K7, P4
MC 55. K all RS
MC 56. K6, P5, K2, P12, K4, P7, K4
CC 57. K all RS
CC 58. P8, K16, P6, K5, P5
MC 59. K all RS
MC 60. K8, P16, K6, P5, K5
CC 61. K all RS
CC 62. P11, K13, P6, K4, P6
MC 63. K all RS
MC 64. K11, P13, K6, P4, K6
CC 65. K all RS
CC 66. P14, K11, P4, K4, P7
MC 67. K all RS
MC 68. K14, P11, K4, P4, K7
CC 69. K all RS
CC 70. P17, K9, P2, K4, p8
MC 71. K all RS
MC 72. K17, P9, K2, P4, K8
CC 73. K all RS
CC 74. P20, K11, P9
MC 75. K all RS
MC 76. K20, P11, K9
CC 77. K all RS
CC 78. P23, K7, P10
MC 79. K all RS
MC 80. K23, P7, K10

Knit 1-80 for a total of 6 alien motifs

[Bella]

Oooh. That's cool. I'm sorta scarfed out at the moment, but I like that scarf enough to give it a shot as soon as I recover from the one I'm knitting now.