A little discordian game: Picture all events, scenes, moments in life stuffed on top of one another like the bricks in strange giant Tetris -- all existing Now. If you need to create a traffic jam, car chaos, or an escape route for some reason, but you dont want to risk your neck, and have no money to spend - WE HAVE A SOLUTION.

Picture your self as an eye moving upwards (all roads lead to the top...) on your own subjective experience trip, in your own continuum. Make sure the square has some birds hanging around. Pidgeons and seagulls are great. Make sure youre familliar with the area, in case you need to get out quickly.

Answer: Who is the Camera? Who is the Actor? Who is the Director? Who is the Writer? Who comes up with the plays? Who chose the scenery? Start out by feeding the birds with bread. Gather a larger number of birds. If you do this for a few days in a row, more birds are sure to show up for a free meal. Answer: What movie am I in? What trip is the theater on?

What can I do about it?

Throw the bread closer and closer to the action zone.

To initiate the attack, change yourself as you please. Determination and persistence is great quality in the long run. You can change the illusions. Use your imagination and will power to evolve your dream. And after getting the first car to stop, the cars behind it stop too!

Attraction and distraction keep things in your dream (love, hate, et cetera discordia). By accepting things. they pass on. Not accepting things, they return. Bombard the road and cars with more bread and grain. You are your own imagination. You chose who you are all the time, in every event. Change as you please - but those not living in the Now will probably counterfeit quick changes. Their scree's and callings will make more and more birds to come, adding to the chaos.

You are attracting your needs. People that are not used to animals wont know what the fuck to do.

Do you want to plan all your dreams, step into the unknown, or dream what you already dreamed? For some reason, communication or stepping out of the car is not really an option. We know how it Begins and Ends. Some dreams have priority over others. Thats the basis in a Zenarchist world. Everything is Perfect. All is one. 23 skidoo.