The 5 Noble Discordian Pillars

1- Anarchism: No I don't mean the bomb-throwing,destroy the government kind,I mean spiritual anarchism.Though we erisians may understand the need for society to have and want leaders,we ourselves should be spiritually awaken enough that we ourselves don't need them.That is the reason that every man,womyn,childe,and platypus is an honest to goodness Pope. 2-Emancipation:Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.Love is the law,love under will.Every man and woman is a star.Did not The Goddess herself say unto Mal-2 and Lord Omar "I am Chaos.I am Alive,and I am here to tell you that you are all Free"?We are all free to live our lives the way we wish.The only thing we are not allowed to do is interfere with someone elses freedom. 3-No Dogma:We are not bound by anybodies rules.Our relationship with Eris is a deeply personal one,and no one has the right to say that we are wrong in our beliefs(or lack of).We can be Jewish Erisians,Xtian Erisians,Buddhist Erisians,Moslem Erisians,Greyface Erisians,and dare I say it,even Erisian Erisians. We dispel dogmas and welcome catmas.At a moments notice we can create age old traditions.Or tear down existing ones.We can write our own Holy Books.Goddess talks to everybody,and if you wish to be her secretary,well,good for you 4-The Truth of Chaos: We Erisians know that the only Multiversal Truth is that Chaos Happens.Sometimes Good Chaos happens,sometimes Bad chaos happens.But Chaos ALWAYS happens. From the infinitesimal,to the infinite,all is create by,shaped by,and will eventually return to,Chaos. Eris,in her infinite love and wisdom,gave us all the tools to deal with the chaos. 5-Hail Eris!: There is no Goddess but Goddess,and She is Eris.She is "The Mother of All Things",the Spirit of Chaos.Eris manifests herself into ALL THINGS,and NO THINGS. All the Gods and Goddesses are just aspects of her Divineness.All religions are correct,because Eris shows herself to all beings in ways that they understand,due to their cultural influence.That is why we say"ALL hail Discordia". Eris does not sit above and judge us,rather,she participates in everything that happens,everything that could happen,and everything that doesn't happen. Since Eris is forever,we are also forever,because we are all just manifestations of her.We are all Eris.