Not Under My Roof! is a fast-paced fighting game in which opponents battle their way through a building. Play cards to atack, defend, and make use of objects such as tables, chairs, brooms, and lamps. You will knock each other from room to room until somebody is thrown out of the building.

Not Under My Roof! is meant to be played while standing up and moving around. It may be easier to use use one pocket as a draw pile and another pocket as a discard pile. Once you run out of cards in your draw pile, shuffle your discard pile and switch it to the other pocket.

Each match should settle a real or made-up dispute you have with your opponent(s).

Movie quality effects such as crashes and explosions can be cheaply simulated by using the human mouth. Ham it up, show off your ridiculous action moves.

Before the Match

• Shuffle and divvy up the cards.
• Building the level: agree on at least two Exits.
• You begin in any room you'd like.
• To win, throw your opponent through an Exit. First, Stun your opponent with an attack card. While they’re Stunned, they can be thrown from an Exit by a close range attack (ie: not a Throw card).

During Your Turn

• Draw until you have 3 cards in your hand.
• Play as many cards as you'd like, in any order. After you announce your card, discard it and act it out.
• Discard any cards you don't want.

If a card lists multiple options, choose one when you play the card. Some options are only available under certain conditions, like if a certain object (like a table, lamp, or set of shelves) is in the same room as you.

• Beat opponent into <adjacent room>.
• <Use Chair> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use Chair> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• <Use Chair> Knock Down Attack! The next time your opponent plays a card which allows him to move, he stands up instead.

• Push opponent into <adjacent room>.
• <Use shelves> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use shelves> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Toss opponent into <adjacent room>.
• <Use table, desk, counter> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use table, desk, counter> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Make opponent retreat into <adjacent room>.
• <Use TV or Computer> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use TV or Computer> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

Weapons include brooms, frying pans, and anything else you agree to before the match. If a weapon is in the room, you may choose to discard another card in your hand instead of this card.

• Assault opponent into <adjacent room>.
• <Use Weapon> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use Weapon> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Throw! Force opponent into <room adjacent to them>.
• <Use Lamp> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use Lamp> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Throw! Force opponent into <room adjacent to them>.
• <Use Food> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use Food> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Throw! Force opponent into <room adjacent to them>.
• <Use Garbage> Power Attack! Force opponent <up to 2 rooms away>.

• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.
• <Use Garbage> Power Stun! Stun opponent until the end of your next turn.

• Push opponent into <adjacent room>.
• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.

• Push opponent into <adjacent room>.
• Stun opponent until the end of your turn.

• Move two rooms away.