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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1395 on: December 13, 2014, 03:58:04 pm »
I think the fact he wwon't tell is, well... telling.


fuck it.  I'm curious, but not wasting my time.

Someone who thinks he's mature enough to handle being called on his shit, but isn't mature enough to own his shit.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1396 on: December 13, 2014, 03:58:57 pm »
I predict that this will last three weeks. I'm always up for being pleasantly surprised, though.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1397 on: December 16, 2014, 12:29:46 am »
Back, what'd I miss?
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1398 on: December 16, 2014, 12:49:11 am »
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown... the mysterious. The unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you, the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are bringing you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimony, of the miserable souls, who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places. My friend, we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us punish the guilty. Let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts of grave robbers from outer space?"

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1399 on: December 21, 2014, 08:49:15 am »
(insert joke here)

I live on the quiet end of a quiet island that lies among a number of other quiet islands which all lie some miles away from some other quiet islands which themselves all lie off a big island.  I've been here since October, having moved from a big city hundreds of miles away.

I have a beard, one of several beards I have had over the last few decades, but this one is my favourite.

I'm creative, eccentric, sarcastic, and I like a lot of things. 

Well that's enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think?

*adds a "hello" just in case such things are required around here*
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1400 on: December 21, 2014, 12:29:04 pm »
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1401 on: December 21, 2014, 02:38:39 pm »

So this family walks into a talent agent's office. The father looks at the man behind his desk and declares 'boy, have we got an act for you...

I live on the quiet end of a quiet island that lies among a number of other quiet islands which all lie some miles away from some other quiet islands which themselves all lie off a big island.  I've been here since October, having moved from a big city hundreds of miles away.

I have a beard, one of several beards I have had over the last few decades, but this one is my favourite.

I'm creative, eccentric, sarcastic, and I like a lot of things. 

Well that's enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think?

*adds a "hello" just in case such things are required around here*

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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1402 on: December 21, 2014, 03:44:49 pm »
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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1403 on: December 21, 2014, 04:20:50 pm »
Hey there, new guy!
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.



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Re: Introductions, part V: Don't Say We Never Warned You.
« Reply #1404 on: December 21, 2014, 07:01:50 pm »
Hey yourself, and likewise hey everyone
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