(insert joke here)
I live on the quiet end of a quiet island that lies among a number of other quiet islands which all lie some miles away from some other quiet islands which themselves all lie off a big island. I've been here since October, having moved from a big city hundreds of miles away.
I have a beard, one of several beards I have had over the last few decades, but this one is my favourite.
I'm creative, eccentric, sarcastic, and I like a lot of things.
Well that's enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think?
*adds a "hello" just in case such things are required around here*