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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #450 on: October 18, 2017, 12:12:46 am »
http://jyllands-posten.dk/kultur/film/ECE9952439/bjoerk-anklager-lars-von-trier-for-sexchikane/

Serious topic, however, I don't think Google translate has quite got the knack for Icelandic

*edit* also bad for Danish, which it's supposed to be in.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #451 on: October 18, 2017, 02:33:15 pm »
Billy Corgan has really gone off the deep end.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #452 on: October 18, 2017, 02:55:23 pm »
"The world-famous Icelandic singer Björk writes in a Sunday message on Facebook that she has been exposed to sexchikans from a Danish film director"

Wasn't this David's plan from Alien: Covenant?
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Then there are the transgressions you never even knew you committed, those are the worst because those you can never forget, all you can do is suspect.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #453 on: October 18, 2017, 05:31:02 pm »
"Björk accuses Lars von Trier of sex chickens"
"Björk and von Trier were the rapids in film recordings, says von Trier. He denies sexual harassment."
"It has not been the case. But that we were smoking unfriends, that's a fact."
"On the other hand, she delivered one of the greatest performances in my movies at all," he says.
"I therefore receive this with open mouth and polyps."
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #454 on: October 18, 2017, 05:34:51 pm »
Not sure if bad translation or Bjork being Bjork.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #455 on: October 19, 2017, 12:31:22 am »
"Björk accuses Lars von Trier of sex chickens"
"Björk and von Trier were the rapids in film recordings, says von Trier. He denies sexual harassment."
"It has not been the case. But that we were smoking unfriends, that's a fact."
"On the other hand, she delivered one of the greatest performances in my movies at all," he says.
"I therefore receive this with open mouth and polyps."

I'm pretty sure this is actually song lyrics. It's classic Björk.
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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #456 on: October 19, 2017, 03:39:05 am »
I thought Mad Max: Furry Road was a typo.

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Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Reply #457 on: October 19, 2017, 11:44:59 am »
It's guns, gas and gods, not gators, geckos and gerbils.