Ernie the Production Supervisor has convinced me that angels & demons exist.

Started by Doktor Howl, March 28, 2012, 06:52:31 PM

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Still funny! Although I have spent far too much time thinking about angels and radio waves. Can you imagine that episode of Supernatural or Ghost Hunters or whatever? And where do the angels live when they aren't trying to talk to Ernie? Because if they're in space with all those decades of radio waves bouncing around out there . . . it could be a mite messy.
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Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else?  :?
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Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 08:27:47 AM
Couldn't the angels just wear tinfoil hats like everybody else?  :?

Maybe they can't make the hats because they can't see their fingers to fold? Or maybe the radio-waves make a barrier between the angels and the supermarket.
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Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!
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Quote from: Emo Howard on April 02, 2012, 10:45:53 AM
Of course! The motion detectors must emit some kind of demonic radiation that depolarizes their sanctity fields!

Every time the motion detector goes off, an angel gets eczema. :(
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Actually,  it gives them boners, and then they can't go in because people will see their enormous angel boners, which just wouldn't be proper.

Also, eczema, but just on their boners.
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