The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: SO my cubemate wasn't actually being sarcastic« on: December 08, 2014, 01:16:27 pm »
I still keep hoping the conspiracy theory I came up with catches on: the fluoride in the water powers the batteries in the transmitters in your fillings. I introduced a few places a while back, intending to see firsthand how these things spread. Sadly, it never caught on.Won't work: Requires the understanding that transmitters need power to operate. Understanding not present in subjects.
Let us know how it goes with your case study. Errr. Cubemate.