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So, I may have mentioned mommy groups before, and how they are insane and I mostly hate the other mommies.








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Biromantic means "to describe romantic attraction to more than one gender, despite the lack of sexual attraction" and with the gray in front it means "gray-romantic (grey-romantic) is a person with a romantic orientation that is somewhere between aromantic and romantic.
For example, a gray-romantic may:  Experience romantic attraction but not very often. Experience romantic attraction, but not desire romantic relationships.  Desire relationships which are not quite platonic and not quite romantic."

The only interesting thing about it is that nobody fucking cares.

It got a reaction out of me:

 :ffs:

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ATTN: Roger
« on: April 20, 2014, 05:10:50 am »
Good to see you back.
Fuck eels.

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I don't know if it was underrated at the time, but nobody knows it now - it's old. Tod Browning's The Unknown - you can watch it here, but use the mute button - somebody scored it and did a shit job. You won't miss any dialogue, it's a silent. It's also weird as fuck. :D http://vimeo.com/38196403

SPOILER

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I think they probably went crazy after seeing this:



WHAT IS THIS

WHY DO WE LIVE IN THIS WORLD I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Hello, hello under all those identities is there a person there? Kids used to listen to edgy music to bother their parents and now they're sexually identifying as fungus.

 :lulz:

Now, now, she has been diagnosed with Anxiety Things.  Which is very serious.  The rest of us just have stress and worry.

Hey I'd have Anxiety Things too if I had to worry about keeping all those masks I was wearing from slipping off and being mistaken for a human being.

Um.


WHAT THE FUCK IS "KOVUE"?

My favorite is that we are to call it "kovue" if we have never spoken to it before. I presume it gets offended if those of us who have never spoken to it/heard of it before fail to call it "kovue". :|

Do I even WANT to ask what "gray-biromantic" is?

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Bring and Brag / Re: I got bored. I wrote a shaggy dog story.
« on: April 15, 2014, 05:55:12 am »
That's THE SHITS.  :lulz:

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I don't know, all I have is "I know this one guy..." and "My friend..."

But this has a ring of truth and is likely the correct motorcycle:

Whichever kid has a worse support system when it happens, will suffer more.

Both situations are shitty.  Any kid faced with one, will probably feel that the other one would be better, because that's not the one they're dealing with.  Any kid that doesn't get stability and love in the wake of that will be fucked up for a long time because of it.

This is a really grim question.

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EoC's knees bend the other way. Like a flamingo. Only he's not all pink and humorous and kitschy. NOT AT ALL.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Spagbook
« on: April 15, 2014, 02:48:00 am »
Older pic of my daughter (L), but just now posting it here. I raised the girl right.


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I just found this in the kitchen at work



EXTREME

My little notepad that they gave me at work says "X-TREME White Paper".

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I dropped the field trip and the guy at Registration knocked a grand off my bill. That was friendly of him. Then I gave all my money to the cashier. It's still almost $1300 for, basically, four credits, but $500 of that is a matriculation fee and a quarterly bus pass.

Next term shouldn't be as bad, because my credit-to-fee ratio will be much higher. I just have to, y'know, survive this term.

Speaking of which, I need to get off the internet and do some bio studying.

See you when you surface for air.  :wave:

I just wrote down all the plant parts and their definitions.

All of them.  :argh!:

Oh, fuck, except for flowers. I hate flowers.

Nobody likes flowers.  Except the Red Queen, and she was a psychopath, which tells you all you need to know about people who like flowers.

You mean those things that alcoholics steal from the cemetery to give to their wives when they've been out all night?

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MORE ROGER! MORE PILLS!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Icons of Hate
« on: April 10, 2014, 09:30:03 pm »
First up, Fred Wertham:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fredric_Wertham

This man single-handedly killed an entire art form, to the point where it had nothing to say for 50 years.

So did this one. From the 30's to the 60's, you could predict the outcome of any movie plot by the fact that people who had sex outside of legal holy matrimony would end up dead or in prison. Even if their spouse was a psycho, like Marilyn Monroe's in Niagra.

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