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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: Today at 04:56:32 pm »

YOUR MAMA WEARS DONNA KARAN AND YOUR DADDY WORKS ON WALL STREET

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Apple Zone / Re: VEX!!!!

« on: Today at 06:52:49 am »

Maybe not NOW since he "def realized the trap".

Oy, vey.

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Apple Zone / Re: THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

« on: Today at 06:46:12 am »

 

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Apple Zone / Re: Another Goddamn tornado. Phoenix in panic.

« on: Today at 06:43:58 am »

 

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Apple Zone / Re: I have a fan on facebook.

« on: Today at 05:10:04 am »

That was a labor of love and not a labor of stalking obsessive batshit, right?

Oh, wait.

Dok.

Facebook.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: Today at 03:37:45 am »

ta-da! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ohJVE_e070 <-- not safe for humanity. Nothing graphic, just insane.

How does Cram get people to DO shit like that? 

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Apple Zone / Re: THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

« on: Today at 03:32:00 am »

I hope they don't make some kind of bomb with what they're collecting in that bucket. 

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Apple Zone / Re: Thread tips for new members

« on: Today at 02:22:58 am »

This whole thread smacks of gender.

Stick a fork in it, you patriarchal bastard.   

What's more feminist, a Ciswomyn's group or a Cis-hating group that spells it "women"? 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: Today at 02:10:40 am »

It's ECH's thread.  Every man should shoot his own dog, should it become necessary.

ECH: OLD YELLER ISN'T OLD YELLER ANYMORE. HE'S SUFFERING.
KILL THIS THREAD. WITH FIRE. OKTHXBAI

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: Today at 02:04:21 am »

And, of course, there are about a zillion co-sponsors. 2 out of the more than a dozen voted against it (my guess would be an objection to an amendment, or the co-sponsorship was a political favor to begin with and they never intended to vote for it) and RWHN tries to portray that as though he himself took up the mantle of righteousness and showed those legislators the error of their ways.

Way I see it, convincing 2 out of more than a dozen people to adopt your position (even though we all know that's not what really happened) doesn't speak all that well of your testimonial abilities.

He probably tells people he works with that he CONVERTED ALL OF US.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: Today at 02:00:38 am »

Nigel, you're almost there. Home stretch. And Dok's right, you're gonna OWN this.

And..."BALLPIPE"? Is this something I want to know about? 

And RWHN sold his soul for a fucking paycheck. I think Bill Hicks used to call it "SUCK SATAN'S COCK".

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: Today at 01:48:02 am »

I've just recently come to accept that at some point I have lost all passion for anything.

That's explained by this:

Whether it is a game, a book, a tv show, etc.

You have to leave the couch.

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Apple Zone / Re: Broke on through to the other side

« on: Today at 12:52:20 am »

No, he's dead...
oh, wait, no, he's not...
fuckin JERKS.
Hey, what's this? It looks like he's dead after all...
maybe not...
FUCKERS!...

^My afternoon yesterday
Yeah. Dead. It's in Rolling Stone.

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Apple Zone / Re: Dear PD...

« on: Yesterday at 07:10:55 pm »

You're an example to ALL of us. May high fiber and lactose deliver us to our spiritual advancement.

I'm not Discordianism.  I'm just a Discordian.  Consider the book of Richterians, chapter 9, verse 12:

And then ECH stood, considering the horrible pile of droppings, and he spake, saying "Aw SHIT man, it ain't nothing but a thing, a nothing like you ever saw before kinda thing, a little bitty bite you on the ass and leave little teeth marks thing, but pretty soon you die from the venom, dontcha know, and then Discordianism dies with you, and the Doktors die with you, and all them little children left behind haven't got anything to EAT, except a couple pounds of fresh RAW MEAT they carved off of their baby sitters that they tied up and hid in the dryer, and when the cops came they said "NO, officer, we ain't seen no dead chick" and they laughed, and I mean, they just ROLLED...But this thing, now no way it's gonna trip ME up, 'cause I got me a BRAND NEW ASSHOLE ON THIS OLD BUTT...And he continued as he staggered off out of mike range, still ranting, eventually falling on the ground and foaming at the mouth."

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray for vain shit, publicly and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their stupid UNLIMITED DATA. But humble thyselves and pray ye rather for BRAND NEW ASSHOLES that you may do my work.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Dystopia

« on: Yesterday at 06:50:16 pm »

"When life hands you turds, fling them at someone who has it coming."