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Fiestaware is hideously radioactive, but it’s mostly alpha particles. Don’t powder it and then snort it like cocaine, basically.

I didn't know that. It's interesting enough to google and yes, the pre-WWII Fiestaware is. https://www.nist.gov/nist-museum/dinner-us-nist-and-creation-fiestaware

From the link: "Pre-war uranium-containing Fiestaware is generally considered safe to own, but it is recommended that you avoid using it to serve food."

But if I was going to keep radioactive crockery, it would be radium glass.
http://www.atomicemporium.com/radioactive/photos/uranium_glass.JPG


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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Weekly Science Headlines
« on: November 14, 2019, 04:34:50 pm »
Rats drive and chimpanzees have wars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 11, 2019, 11:33:59 pm »
I got a 3 day Dok for calling white trash "white trash" again.

I'm pulling 30 for being mean.

30?
I need to up my game.  :lulz:

I am the only person I know to have gotten a 90.

#goals

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I'm pretty sure the bots got me on these last two. It was instantaneous and there wasn't even anyone in the thread who disagreed, so I doubt anyone reported it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 11, 2019, 10:41:24 pm »
Presented unironically by one of my allegedly christian, um... people I know:

Donald in the Lion's Den

If they don't eat him, it's because of the caked spray tan and hair gel, and the weird smell he has from whatever he's on, and general repulsiveness.
I don't call that "God", but OK, whatever.

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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: November 11, 2019, 10:35:18 pm »
Some Hong Kong protesters have apparently been asking for Trump's aid.  :horrormirth:





He may well land there when he goes on the lam.
Though I expect his first choices are whiter.

ETA: I love this place. I can say "white".

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 11, 2019, 10:22:00 pm »
I got a 3 day Dok for calling white trash "white trash" again.

I'm pulling 30 for being mean.

30?
I need to up my game.  :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 11, 2019, 06:04:06 am »
I got a 3 day Dok for calling white trash "white trash" again.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 08, 2019, 02:58:27 pm »

Dok, fb jail again? What happened this time?

I made fun of a self-proclaimed Spokesperson for All LGBT Folks™.

Not fair. Who could resist making fun of THAT???

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Drinks are on the Supreme Court
« on: November 07, 2019, 11:22:02 pm »
My milkshake hit a proud boy in the head
It was concrete, and it cracked his Dome
Damn right, it cracked his Dome.
Nobody sorry that he wound up dead. X2

He was a skinhead
And nobody sorry
No political platform for
The fascist scum
Think they want some
So here it comes

La la, la la, la
Mix one up
La la, la la, la
Proud boys are bleeding
La la, la la, la
Mix one up
La la, la la, la
Proud boys are bleeding

My milkshake hit a proud boy in the head
It was concrete, and it cracked his Dome
Damn right, it cracked his Dome.
Nobody sorry that he wound up dead X2

I can see you're angry
Well I can show thee
Milkshakes that kill proud boys
They're not store bought
Just don't get caught
Mask up if you're smart

La la, la la, la
Mix one up
La la, la la, la
Proud boys are bleeding
La la, la la, la
Mix one up
La la, la la, la
Proud boys are bleeding

My milkshake hit a proud boy in the head
It was concrete, and it cracked his Dome
Damn right, it cracked his Dome.
Nobody sorry that he wound up dead X2
Damnit, I can tell when Dok parodies Mairzy Doats, but you put this shit in front of me and suddenly I can't figure out the tune.

Good song though, me like. :lol:
"
Shit, I do PD Paradise and Bye Bye Discordian Pie, and I get remembered for Mairzy Doats.

I'm so alone.   :sad:

I'm still waiting for the promised Peter Gabriel cover.

Do I LOOK like a barbarian?

Now I want to find a way to send that to Kelis. I think she'd like it.

Dok, fb jail again? What happened this time?

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:49:51 am »
What is it we used to say to newbs? ah, yes. LURK MOAR.

Boring. 
Then why are you here? Besides shit stirring, of course.

Masochism. He enjoys the beating and humiliation.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS 2: REVENGE OF THE DRUGS. PS: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:48:28 am »
Despite my weirdly intense desire to believe in woo, metaphysics, government conspiracies, and to a much lesser extent UFOs, I am unable to do so with one exception: drugs. Specifically entheogens used by tons of indigenous cultures all over the world since forever to expand consciousness. My jury is still out on whether or not they actually do expand consciousness in any practical way, but given recent studies linking psychedelic hallucinogens like psilocybin to measurable improvement in chronic depression and suchlike, it seems reasonable to at least entertain the possibility that such substances and the experiences they induce have the potential to assist constructively in a person's serious attempts to rewire their personal grid.

So where my conspiracy thinking comes in is in the fact that these are mostly all Schedule I substances in the US and treated like heroin or something despite this science and in most cases despite the importance of these substances to cultural practices that far predate apple pie. Is it possible that there are people in charge of things somewhere who are genuinely aware of the effects these drugs have on consciousness and intentionally suppress and malign them in order to prevent people from waking up to a higher (by which I mean more compassionate and self-actualized) level of consciousness? Ancient Astronaut theorists say YES.

The research certainly exists.
Personal experience hails the ride. In spades.
And besides, a lot of the people who have watched this say this lady is cute AF when she's tripping balls.
It's certainly a better beauty enhancement than that shit the Kardashians do to themselves.

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:32:01 am »
How in the fuck did these fuck knuckles come to dominate the goddamn planet?
Never mind, that was rhetorical.
You guys are correct. We still have Catholic clergy playing The Priest And The Altar Boy with real altar boys. Why should presidents installed by a hostile power be any different?
That was also rhetorical.

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Apple Talk / Re: DRUGS
« on: July 12, 2019, 12:22:20 am »
And Twitter is down again.  Did you guys know I have a Twitter?  I actually have a bunch of Twitters.

https://imgur.com/a/ntGhf4X

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 11, 2019, 11:33:52 pm »
According to this, our Glorious Leader AKA the Orange Colostomy Bag Foreskin Elemental Motherfucking Sack Of Shit Nazi Playgolf Tweetler Tinyhands Treasonous Traitor Who Needs To Be Tied Down And Consumed By Fireants likes forced blowjobs from boys, too.
Not that raping a boy is somehow worse than raping a girl, but it might be fun sharing this with his booger-eating, idiot homophobic base: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHLjm9kHFe8

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