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Messages - Cainad (dec.)

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But some viewers of Stargate:SG1 believe that the pyramids are early Earth civilization attempts to imitate Goa'uld Ha'tak motherships.

Lets not jump to any hasty conclusions here.

If Startate is involved, I say we should jump to conclusions as fast as possible. Except for the seasons after Richard Dean Anderson left.

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Unbelievable! You mean to say that pyramids are a really convenient way to stack up material in such a way that it won't fall over for a long time?!

That's just crazy enough to be true...

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Demo Squid, that was masterful. My hat is off. ALL my hats are off.

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OK, so every government in the world, as well as all of the universities, are collaborating on a massive hoax to convince the public that human beings figured out how to build stuff a couple of thousand years earlier than they actually learned to build stuff.

What's in it for them?

History is written by the winners. This was done to destroy the traces of the previous non-christian civilization. Inheritance is divided between european national groups. Change of elites, a palace coup, but on a global scale. Deep history provides a claim for possession. Maybe.

Or maybe just for fun.

So wait.  Christians built monolithic pre-Christian monuments to eradicate traces of pre-Christianity?

Finally, an explanation for all of those cave paintings of Jesus hunting woolly mammoths!

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I would like to formally announce that I am 100% in favor of Ivan being here and posting his goofy apeshit. He posts at a moderate rate that's easy to follow, and tends towards pictures and short, pithy crazy instead of wall-o-text crazy.

8/10, would get trolled again.

I disagree with the easy to follow bit.
For the rest I agree, I love being annoyed by him.

What he actually says is not always easy to follow, but he doesn't post too quickly or often. Unlike, say, AKK, who made 3,477 posts per hour for a week straight, as I recall.

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Life was easier when I was a robot.

 :?

Oh, I was reading about my dad, and I got feelings all over the place.  Things were a lot less messy when I had all my emotions bound up in a tiny ball and buried deep within my psyche.

Hope you feel better soon, buddy. Feelings are gross and weird, but they need cleaning out or you turn into one of those weird kind of people.

Cainad,
Part-time robot

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I would like to formally announce that I am 100% in favor of Ivan being here and posting his goofy apeshit. He posts at a moderate rate that's easy to follow, and tends towards pictures and short, pithy crazy instead of wall-o-text crazy.

8/10, would get trolled again.

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Because historical reconstruction isn't a process that anyone does, studies, or would make photographic records of. Obviously.

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My worldview is 100% based on forgeries.

Because I cannot observe the entire world simultaneously, my "view" of it is necessarily constructed of facsimiles and impressions that exist only in my mind, and are largely informed by images and narratives that have been presented to me.

Cainad,
LOLpedantryLOL

My worldview is based on watching monkeys drive a planet around the sun.  Badly.

This is why I hate humans.

I hear staring at that sun can hurt one's eyes.

I also hear that staring at the monkeys can invert one's spleen and cause one to accidentally all over the floor.

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 :lulz: The sheer imagination involved in that makes it almost an artistic kind of crazy.

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Aneristic Illusions / Political stickers we can all get behind
« on: March 26, 2015, 02:21:50 am »
(blatantly stolen from tumblr)





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I used to live among mountains, so I figured "hey, maybe the Earth COULD be round. I can't see the whole thing with all of these mountains in the way."

Then I visited New Mexico and confirmed that, indeed, the whole thing is flat. I mean, just LOOK at it, you know? Don't believe everything you read.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Source code
« on: March 24, 2015, 12:54:03 pm »
"I shall never tire of underlining a concise little fact which these superstitious people are loathe to admit--namely, that a thought comes when 'it' wants, not when 'I' want..."
-Nietzsche

And many other quotes I could find from multiple sources, but I'm on mobile and can't be arsed.

So how, pray tell, do you propose that we take ownership over the source of our own thoughts?

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How nice of those young men to volunteer their services. And people say the young'uns don't want to help their elders!

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My worldview is 100% based on forgeries.

Because I cannot observe the entire world simultaneously, my "view" of it is necessarily constructed of facsimiles and impressions that exist only in my mind, and are largely informed by images and narratives that have been presented to me.

Cainad,
LOLpedantryLOL

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