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Messages - stelz

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Also, who the hell says you have to drink at a party?

I haven't had a glass in the last dozen parties I've attended.

Yeah, I'm not sure I understand this whole idea that "party" means "drinking".

I think it's because people interact more when they're drunk, and are more prone to doing stupid shit that everybody can talk about the next day.

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Apple Zone / Re: So my uncle informs me
« on: Today at 03:39:32 am »
BTW, my city also has a dam in imminent need of repair.
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Missions/DamSafetyProgram.aspx

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Any dam safety issues at Addicks and Barker could have a far greater impact due to the magnitude of people and property downstream, as opposed to other dams around the country in rural or low-population density areas.

...Texas is rather prone to catastrophic weather events.
Then again, so is the Pacific coast, right?

I would be surprised if it didn't, given that most dams were build around 50 years ago and the lifespan for a dam is about 50 years.

The Pacific Coast is, perhaps oddly, not prone to catastrophic weather events at all. In fact, it is downright motherfucking placid. It is, however, prone to the occasional high winds, earthquake, volcano, or tsunami.

Even the rain is different there, it's SOFT. I couldn't believe the flowers that grow there.

Ours comes down like a cow pissing on a flat rock with flash floods and power outages and wind knocking down trees and lightning hitting all kinds of shit. Then the sun comes out, the steam rises from the cement and no more rain until winter, hot hot hot everything dies.

The thing that's amazing is that people LIVE THERE. Why? :?

See, if I designed a species, they just wouldn't bother living places that suck. They've leave Texas to the rattlesnakes and whatever other deadly things like to live in deserts.

West Texas is like that, except for the rain part, mostly.
Where I live could best be described as somewhat swampy.
 Except when it's droughty.  Or flooding.
We get either too much rain or too much sun or too much heat, and maybe the occasional mild tornado.
I stay here because I can get a job here, something not guaranteed if I lived somewhere else.

The further east of San Antonio, the more it turns into tropical bloodweeds and vines and giant insects and snakes hanging out of trees and shit.

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Apple Zone / Re: Little Orange Breaks Bad
« on: Today at 03:32:46 am »
YES.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Yesterday at 09:21:52 pm »
Roommates just realized Monsanto was evil. Welcome to the party, y'all.

I had one of my Politics students try to tell me about CCA yesterday.  I laughed.

Which was probably a bit mean.  He's a good kid, knows his politics better than most.  It was just like "and welcome to the party".  I also added to his knowledge, by pointing out the racist roots of slave labour in the US, and how, among other things, Congressional offices are furnished by items made by prisoners.  So I wasn't entirely mean.

Sucks that he left the thread. We need stuff like this.

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Apple Zone / Re: What the fuck is wrong with your Discordia?
« on: Yesterday at 06:48:24 pm »
 :fap: :fuckmittens: :craig: :sheep: :sexybeast: :whack: :boot: :penis: :buttsecks: :rbtg: :owned3: :wave: :tinfoilhat: :punchballs: :rogpipe: :thumb: :jebus: :cheers: :retard: :monkeydance: :treefucker: :flush: :titsorgtfo: :youmad:

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Apple Zone / Re: So my uncle informs me
« on: Yesterday at 05:27:25 pm »
BTW, my city also has a dam in imminent need of repair.
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Missions/DamSafetyProgram.aspx

Quote
Any dam safety issues at Addicks and Barker could have a far greater impact due to the magnitude of people and property downstream, as opposed to other dams around the country in rural or low-population density areas.

...Texas is rather prone to catastrophic weather events.
Then again, so is the Pacific coast, right?

I would be surprised if it didn't, given that most dams were build around 50 years ago and the lifespan for a dam is about 50 years.

The Pacific Coast is, perhaps oddly, not prone to catastrophic weather events at all. In fact, it is downright motherfucking placid. It is, however, prone to the occasional high winds, earthquake, volcano, or tsunami.

Even the rain is different there, it's SOFT. I couldn't believe the flowers that grow there.

Ours comes down like a cow pissing on a flat rock with flash floods and power outages and wind knocking down trees and lightning hitting all kinds of shit. Then the sun comes out, the steam rises from the cement and no more rain until winter, hot hot hot everything dies.

The thing that's amazing is that people LIVE THERE. Why? :?

See, if I designed a species, they just wouldn't bother living places that suck. They've leave Texas to the rattlesnakes and whatever other deadly things like to live in deserts.

My Darwin money is on the fire ants for now, but we might have a new contender.

I do tend to see a lot more population density in places that are semi-habitable, like the east coast. The Pacific coast is really nice too, not sure why it's not packed there.

Old Weird Ben.

Oh God.  :aaa:

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Apple Zone / Re: Idle Hands
« on: Yesterday at 04:47:31 pm »
SAM-e and 5-HTP. I'm not a hippie but holy fuck, this shit helps me sleep and be reasonably happy/non-suicidal.

Sing to me of this miracle that is 'happy/non-suicidal' for I am unfamiliar with its like and would know more.

It's pretty fucking great. I hardly ever drink too much anymore.

SAM-e is fairly expensive and you have to be careful about the brand you get. But when I take it in the morning, I can sleep that night, and stay asleep. I don't end up with that churning cycle of rushing thoughts keeping me awake. Bonus: It's good for my joints. The 5-HTP just smooths out my mood.

It's awesome.

I've taken antidepressants before and they didn't do shit, so this is pretty awesome.

I like the "sleep" part. NyQuil is bad for the liver and Valerian doesn't work if you take it every night.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!
« on: Yesterday at 03:27:47 pm »
I wouldn't even pull the curtain aside to watch them pass by. Got to keep sun out of the room.

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Apple Zone / Re: So my uncle informs me
« on: Yesterday at 03:24:25 pm »
BTW, my city also has a dam in imminent need of repair.
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Missions/DamSafetyProgram.aspx

Quote
Any dam safety issues at Addicks and Barker could have a far greater impact due to the magnitude of people and property downstream, as opposed to other dams around the country in rural or low-population density areas.

...Texas is rather prone to catastrophic weather events.
Then again, so is the Pacific coast, right?

I would be surprised if it didn't, given that most dams were build around 50 years ago and the lifespan for a dam is about 50 years.

The Pacific Coast is, perhaps oddly, not prone to catastrophic weather events at all. In fact, it is downright motherfucking placid. It is, however, prone to the occasional high winds, earthquake, volcano, or tsunami.

Even the rain is different there, it's SOFT. I couldn't believe the flowers that grow there.

Ours comes down like a cow pissing on a flat rock with flash floods and power outages and wind knocking down trees and lightning hitting all kinds of shit. Then the sun comes out, the steam rises from the cement and no more rain until winter, hot hot hot everything dies.

The thing that's amazing is that people LIVE THERE. Why? :?

See, if I designed a species, they just wouldn't bother living places that suck. They've leave Texas to the rattlesnakes and whatever other deadly things like to live in deserts.

My Darwin money is on the fire ants for now, but we might have a new contender.

I do tend to see a lot more population density in places that are semi-habitable, like the east coast. The Pacific coast is really nice too, not sure why it's not packed there.

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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: Yesterday at 03:10:23 pm »
One of mine from ages back. Needs a caption I think



He looks like Dorothy Mackaill talking to the madam in the opening scene of Safe In Hell:lulz:


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Apple Zone / Re: So my uncle informs me
« on: Yesterday at 02:33:49 pm »
BTW, my city also has a dam in imminent need of repair.
http://www.swg.usace.army.mil/Missions/DamSafetyProgram.aspx

Quote
Any dam safety issues at Addicks and Barker could have a far greater impact due to the magnitude of people and property downstream, as opposed to other dams around the country in rural or low-population density areas.

...Texas is rather prone to catastrophic weather events.
Then again, so is the Pacific coast, right?

I would be surprised if it didn't, given that most dams were build around 50 years ago and the lifespan for a dam is about 50 years.

The Pacific Coast is, perhaps oddly, not prone to catastrophic weather events at all. In fact, it is downright motherfucking placid. It is, however, prone to the occasional high winds, earthquake, volcano, or tsunami.

Even the rain is different there, it's SOFT. I couldn't believe the flowers that grow there.

Ours comes down like a cow pissing on a flat rock with flash floods and power outages and wind knocking down trees and lightning hitting all kinds of shit. Then the sun comes out, the steam rises from the cement and no more rain until winter, hot hot hot everything dies.

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Am I understanding this correctly?

G4S is a private security outfit "famous for running prisons and detention centres for immigrants"?

You get raped and they send you to a psychologically unbalanced, sadistic Deputy Dawg-looking frustrated wannabe-cop beergut-ass moron of epic FAIL?

Nobody's going to USE that "service", are they?





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So many bent republican Bible thumpers. Can't keep up.  :lol:
When I took human sexuality, our prof indicated that the BDSM and swinger's communities were majority Republican voters...from what I've seen, probably true.

http://www.alternet.org/4-things-kinky-sex-and-christianity-have-common

It's possible that they do experience guilt for treating people like crap, but it manifests as "beat me!" and "poop in my mouth".

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