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Messages - Cainad (dec.)

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Science classes are the fucking best, because you either study your ass off and do shit right or you don't. There is no discussion. There is no appeal to emotion. What are you going to say, "electron behavior hurts my feelings"? No.

You underestimate my whiny entitled tumblr millenial powers.

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Several of my friends and I use it quite extensively as a communication hub, but I wonder if we fall in a narrow demographic band where Facebook rose to prominence at just the right time in our lives. The Internet will move on and some of us will stay just out of habit.

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Something can affect everyone and not be real. Like what happened in the Salem witch trials; witchcraft sure affected everyone in that town despite the fact that there' no such thing as witches, there's no such thing as witchcraft, there never has been and there never will. Another good example would be Jehovah.

Police are a social fiction, and they'll kill you dead.

But no, you don't get it though, man

He's seen through the veil and everyone else still stuck in The Matrix. All this discussion of trans people or whatever is getting in the way of everyone acknowledging his intellectual breakthrough.

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I'm definitely in the same boat as Nigel, and the more I thought about it the more I realized how fucked up it is to "require" that someone go through a surgical (or even hormonal, honestly) transition to be considered legitimate.

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Gee whiz, Ron. A witch-hunt is only fun if everyone gets in on it, and you seem to be alone in the town square, pitchfork in the air and ass in the breeze. I mean, Hoopla IS a witch and will be sent to Pervert Hell when his time comes, but that's for "Bob" to decide.

You sure seem intent on lambasting him for a lack of ideological purity.

I prefer the term "warlock".

But do you prefer that term as a principled choice, or did you perhaps CHANGE YOUR MIND AT SOME POINT?!?!?!

Because we have rules about that sort of thing, mister.

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Fuck yeah, Roger!


Unrelated: PeeDee was more active than my Facebook yesterday. What the fuck is going on with the Internet?

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Gee whiz, Ron. A witch-hunt is only fun if everyone gets in on it, and you seem to be alone in the town square, pitchfork in the air and ass in the breeze. I mean, Hoopla IS a witch and will be sent to Pervert Hell when his time comes, but that's for "Bob" to decide.

You sure seem intent on lambasting him for a lack of ideological purity.

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The logical fallacy you're making there lies in the fact that you spent all that time thinking about the effort-reward relationship of a machine instead of doing push-ups.

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You're just 20 years weirder than all the young pups, that's all.

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I've managed to carve 4 inches off of my gut while my waist stayed the same, and I went from 265 pounds to 271.

How, you may ask?

Easy.  I hired an expert torturer.

Do you mean...

...a personal trainer?

Those people are MONSTERS.

They're like physical therapists that don't have to be careful.  It's like finding out that your surgeon is on crack, or the pilot is huffing paint in the cockpit.  He just smiles while he doles out the pain, like maybe a Gestapo interrogator on valium that doesn't really want answers, he just wants to ask loads of questions.

I remember the time I tried to fire my personal trainer.

HOLY SHIT I almost had to get a restraining order. That woman was relentless.

I ain't gonna fire Gary, on account of two reasons.

1.  He's more than likely going to be my new boss, and

2.  It works.  It's horrible and awful, but it works.

I think I've taken to liking intense exercise because it's one of the few areas in life where working harder and going through hell is actually pretty much guaranteed to get results (barring, like, malnutrition or overtraining).

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Sorry to hear about the dog, Nigel, and I hope the Magical Time and Money Fairy visits you soon and you can sleep for 14 hours without it causing problems.

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Yeah... kinda reminds me of the guy in one of Roger's stories, who was drumming and dancing until he ended up in a different reality, because this one was so obviously wrong.

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...after reading one too many shaming threads in a group of otherwise intelligent people.


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Let's just face a few facts here. If you have kids, you are a breeder who is overpopulating the planet. If you don't have kids, you are selfish and you'll regret it when it's too late, and you'll start popping out damaged kids like Sarah Palin does.

If you like to have sex, you're a slut, and if you don't like to have sex you're a prude. If you're a woman, you're either a slut or you're a ball-buster who is out to oppress men. If you're a guy, you're either a rapist or a beta.

If you like to drink, you're a lush, and if you don't, you're a square and probably a crypto-theist. If you smoke pot you're a useless lop of shit, and if you don't, you've betrayed the cause and are no longer cool.

If you are fat, you're what's wrong with America. If you're skinny, you must be anorexic. If you're in between, don't worry, the skinny people will call you fat and the fat people will call you bulimic.

If you're poor, it's because you choose to live that way. If you're rich, you're a monster. If you're middle class, you don't exist at all.

If you're THIS, you reek of privilege, and if you're THAT you're a slactivist, and if you're DEAD, it's because you wore a hoodie and couldn't obey the police.

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.

 You should be ashamed of yourself, you awful person.

:mittens: Is good.

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You know, I was thinking about this just the other day. The natural fermentation process in my current Holy NameTM has gotten a little out of control, and things are getting a little musty in here.

The Emperor's Hairy Right Hand.

 :banana: :banana:

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