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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Lunar truth
« on: April 07, 2015, 04:48:23 pm »
Did you know that if you sync up Dark Side of the Moon with the Bible it tells you precisely where Jesus's moon base is?

The Bible is on vinyl?

Wait, OF COURSE it is. I wish to hear this.

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Principia Discussion / Re: This woman is a Discordian saint
« on: April 06, 2015, 05:59:03 pm »
At first I  :horrormirth:

but then I  :horrormirth:

and finally I  :horrormirth:

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"A member of the Scottish National Antarctic Expedition plays the bagpipe for an indifferent penguin, 1904."




Sometimes, I think the human species has really earned its place on this planet. This image and the caption I found with it really convince me of that.

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But some viewers of Stargate:SG1 believe that the pyramids are early Earth civilization attempts to imitate Goa'uld Ha'tak motherships.

Lets not jump to any hasty conclusions here.

If Startate is involved, I say we should jump to conclusions as fast as possible. Except for the seasons after Richard Dean Anderson left.

This is very true, especially the last part.

If you want to talk about fabricated history, I vote the existence of Stargate: Universe.  Complete fabrication, never happened.

Frankly, it's an embarassment that anyone believed it in the first place.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: What do people use pet animals for
« on: April 02, 2015, 11:50:57 am »
I knew there was a reason I never bothered to put him on ignore.

I might anyway, though, because his forum signature is an abomination. Literally nothing in it is good or interesting.

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But some viewers of Stargate:SG1 believe that the pyramids are early Earth civilization attempts to imitate Goa'uld Ha'tak motherships.

Lets not jump to any hasty conclusions here.

If Startate is involved, I say we should jump to conclusions as fast as possible. Except for the seasons after Richard Dean Anderson left.

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Unbelievable! You mean to say that pyramids are a really convenient way to stack up material in such a way that it won't fall over for a long time?!

That's just crazy enough to be true...

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Demo Squid, that was masterful. My hat is off. ALL my hats are off.

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OK, so every government in the world, as well as all of the universities, are collaborating on a massive hoax to convince the public that human beings figured out how to build stuff a couple of thousand years earlier than they actually learned to build stuff.

What's in it for them?

History is written by the winners. This was done to destroy the traces of the previous non-christian civilization. Inheritance is divided between european national groups. Change of elites, a palace coup, but on a global scale. Deep history provides a claim for possession. Maybe.

Or maybe just for fun.

So wait.  Christians built monolithic pre-Christian monuments to eradicate traces of pre-Christianity?

Finally, an explanation for all of those cave paintings of Jesus hunting woolly mammoths!

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I would like to formally announce that I am 100% in favor of Ivan being here and posting his goofy apeshit. He posts at a moderate rate that's easy to follow, and tends towards pictures and short, pithy crazy instead of wall-o-text crazy.

8/10, would get trolled again.

I disagree with the easy to follow bit.
For the rest I agree, I love being annoyed by him.

What he actually says is not always easy to follow, but he doesn't post too quickly or often. Unlike, say, AKK, who made 3,477 posts per hour for a week straight, as I recall.

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Life was easier when I was a robot.

 :?

Oh, I was reading about my dad, and I got feelings all over the place.  Things were a lot less messy when I had all my emotions bound up in a tiny ball and buried deep within my psyche.

Hope you feel better soon, buddy. Feelings are gross and weird, but they need cleaning out or you turn into one of those weird kind of people.

Cainad,
Part-time robot

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I would like to formally announce that I am 100% in favor of Ivan being here and posting his goofy apeshit. He posts at a moderate rate that's easy to follow, and tends towards pictures and short, pithy crazy instead of wall-o-text crazy.

8/10, would get trolled again.

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Because historical reconstruction isn't a process that anyone does, studies, or would make photographic records of. Obviously.

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My worldview is 100% based on forgeries.

Because I cannot observe the entire world simultaneously, my "view" of it is necessarily constructed of facsimiles and impressions that exist only in my mind, and are largely informed by images and narratives that have been presented to me.

Cainad,
LOLpedantryLOL

My worldview is based on watching monkeys drive a planet around the sun.  Badly.

This is why I hate humans.

I hear staring at that sun can hurt one's eyes.

I also hear that staring at the monkeys can invert one's spleen and cause one to accidentally all over the floor.

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 :lulz: The sheer imagination involved in that makes it almost an artistic kind of crazy.

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