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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Vocabulary of Your Audience
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:28:03 pm »
That movie hurt my head.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:21:54 pm »

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Or Kill Me / Knock It Off
« on: October 09, 2008, 11:15:20 pm »
Find something else to do. You degenerate little fuckshits are a disgrace to our already pathetic generation. Seriously, there are woods nearby to go do this shit in. Why are you baking your brains out in the goddamn room where people have called the cops on you twice already? Do you not realize that they put us on "The List" after the first time you got in trouble?

Apologizing in advance doesn't get me back those lost hours of sleep, nor does it safeguard your dignity. You may receive the blessing of blackouts, but I see you all with sober eyes. I see your stupidity with eyes clearer than the vodka you pump down your stomachs every third night. I remember the shit that goes down.

I fell asleep with the words "Beer pong" and "Captain Morgan" in my ears. I awoke a few hours later to the sounds of our already ridiculously fractious social network breaking asunder. A thunderstorm of drunken rants, freakouts, and hurt feelings swept through here last night, the likes of which I have never seen. Granted, I am inexperienced in these matters, but if this is what it's like when you don't have class the next day during nice weather, what will winter be like?

No, seriously, what will it be like? When there's nothing to do, you will turn to the bottle, the blunt, and the bong. We'll all be stir-crazy, sick of each other, and restless. If this madness can happen when the weather's still nice, I shudder to think what will happen in the coming months.

But I shudder with laughter. Mad, unrestrained laughter. Behold the one true Divine Comedy; the self-destruction of Tomorrow's Leaders! The setup will go on and on, and my guts shall bleed with the chuckles as I anticipate the grotesque punchline.

Then someone will die. Though I've felt like killing some of you in the delerious haze of sleeplessness, it will not be me who puts an end to that poor soul's life. It seems like half of you have drunk yourselves nearly to alcohol poisoning; I have no reason to believe that you will stop or begin to regulate yourselves. Someone will die.

And no one will laugh. In retrospect, I will think, it wasn't a very funny joke at all.

Oh well.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 09, 2008, 09:22:12 pm »
Cohesive?

If you try reading it as if only one person is talking, it's like looking into the mind of a schizophrenic.

 :lulz:

The PD.com Discordian Hivemind speaks!

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GASM Command / Re: POSTERGASM: Volume BUTTS
« on: October 08, 2008, 10:38:17 pm »

If you want copies of mine without the University of Dayton approval stamps on them, I can provide that.

I'd like that. Being at a college which is decidedly NOT the Uni of Dayton makes it awkward.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 10:33:04 pm »
Mittens for LMNO! Somehow all compiled together like that, our answers seem brilliantly cohesive.

Yeah, it's something I wouldn't mind seeing in a Discordian publication.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: October 08, 2008, 02:24:19 am »


There are no words...

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 01:55:08 am »
I finally got it, okay, this thread is dead, whatever lol, I am done, no need for further input in this Cheese!

Dead? This thread will live on...

UNTIL WE'RE DONE BEATING THE EVER-LOVING FLUIDS OUT OF IT!
    \
 :hashishim:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 12:43:07 am »
lol, so if I make it a philosophy where you cause rampant disorder, that's discordia?

yeah that's Discordia, in a sense. It's hard to argue that that's not Discordia.
Personally, I don't think it's useful to split hairs over what is and what isn't Discordian. It's just an idea, and we're more than just agents of it.

Plus, have you ever listened to Christians argue about what is and what isn't Christian? They can't get to the bottom of anything without referring to some book or some dead guy or some pope.

You can determine for yourself what your Discordian values are. I think that's cool.

Everybody's Discordia is different,
collect all 23

:mittens:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 12:38:24 am »
lol I meant for that to be a way to explain it. lol cmon lol

That IS my explanation.

Or did you want an all-encompassing, final definition that Discordians everywhere will recognize? If that was the case, it ain't happening. A lot of time and energy has gone into exploring that question, and everyone always comes away with different ideas.

This forum is home to a particular flavor (or perhaps flavors) of Discordianism, and many of us here take great pride in mocking any Discordian (or anyone, really) who claims to know what it really means to be Discordian. Not all Discordians do that.

Ask ten Discordians what Discordians do, and you will get eleven different answers.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 08, 2008, 12:25:08 am »
still confused...lol, here I'll try this, in as best as you can explain it to someone who has no idea, fill in the blank.


A Discordian is someone who fills in the blanks with whatever they darn well please.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 07, 2008, 11:23:02 pm »
If you guys could teach me more about discordia, that would be great. I am eager to learn, so whatever you can tell me would be nice. Can't be discordian without knowing discordia.

Sure you can! People do it all the time!

Also, take everything we "teach" you with a grain of salt. Unless it comes from The Good Reverend Roger, our spiritual advisor.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 07, 2008, 11:18:05 pm »
I don't think they are a troll I think they are young.

I'd have to agree. He/She/It sounds youthful. Nothing to be ashamed of, considering the age range on this forum.

Okay, I was reading the threads and want to say sorry for sounding like a troll. I am not a troll. I want to learn about discordia an make sure I don't misunderstand so you can tell by my questions I had a misunderstood idea about what Discordia was.
You guys say think for yourself and disorder and order is balanced and should be kept in balance. Do Discordians use disorder more than order to balance the Chao?

Heh, somebody came in here a little while ago and introduced themselves with a fake Christian "you're all evil"-preaching troll. Paranoia ensues. No worries.
Discordians do tend to favor using disorder to balance an abundance of order (from what I've seen). However, not everyone sees it as an issue of balance, since balance itself is a somewhat "orderly" concept. Some never do explain what the heck they're doing.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 07, 2008, 04:56:33 pm »
This is much better than the last "Christian Discordian" thread we had. :)

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia and Christianity
« on: October 07, 2008, 03:17:53 pm »
... What is the way of thinking this religion is devoted to? ...

LOL, "the Discordian way of thinking."

Is it the REALLY REAL WAY FOR REALNESS?

Okay, I understand now, i think, lol. My last big question is, how do I know if I'm Discordian or not? (very dumb question, but I ask anyways)

The fact that you are questioning at all is a good sign.  As Coleslaw said "the cabbages never even ask".

Meaning: yes, you are now one of us. There is no going back now. You took the red pill.
Or not.

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