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Messages - Cainad (dec.)

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I have an urge to return to this place, and that urge has been gaining momentum.
It's been a long time, so here's a re-introduction off the top of my head.

I'm Epimetheus; I'm a little baby boy of 23 years; I live in California where it's still triple-digits in mid-October and I resent every minute of it; I am working full-time; I am learning Spanish; I like art and music and language and physics and history and learning things in general; I am a college dropout but I am currently working toward a degree; I am very lighthearted but I get serious when it's about decisions that affect others - nonetheless I am generally optimistic, no matter the evidence to the contrary; I have a crush on Discordia even though she is mean to me sometimes.

Sorry about not saying goodbye. I hope it didn't hurt anyone. Here's my hello. Any questions?

Welcome back

also FUCK OFF

How's things?

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But there have been people not getting laid for ages. Why this, why now?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I am in love.
« on: October 11, 2015, 04:29:06 am »
 :lulz: File under: things that would get me to watch TV news.

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It is certainly well worth noting that the majority of adolescents, male and female, are sexually frustrated, many well into their college years, making it in itself a wholly inadequate explanation, however compelling it feels from an "I can relate to that" standpoint. It also implies that simply not getting laid is enough to make young men into mass murderers, and I would certainly like to give men more credit than that.

On the other hand, loneliness, isolation, powerlessness and rejection on a more holistic level are far more plausible as primary contributing factors.

Yeah. I'm also not keen on a narrative that implies that girls need to be getting boys laid or the school will get shot up.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: DECLASSIFIED drink recipes by TWJ
« on: October 09, 2015, 04:39:52 pm »
1) Eater of Clowns
2) some cash
3) package store
4) Drink the Budweiser Clamato Chelada. Drink it, you fucking worm.



Also, THE CAINAD SPECIAL:

1) Johnny Walker Black label
2) Glass

This has less to do with my palette and more to do with not bothering to maintain a properly stocked booze supply.

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That... um, wow. I'm not sure if that counts as "Gygax-tier" or worse.

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I fucking swear this school is unprankable.

I started with a simple quarter super glued to the bathroom floor. Gone in under an hour!

Next I put an Out of order sign on a chair. Gone in under an hour as well. Not only that, last week I saw them put my sign on an out of order ice cream machine.

AND THE FUCKING CHERRY ON TOP. I make fake flyers for a ping pong tournament last month. They set up a ping pong tournament on that day because of me.

Ugh.

That's amazing :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: This Oregon gunman seems to be a piece of work
« on: October 06, 2015, 08:01:25 pm »
Does this mean that the whole "no one has ever killed in the name of Atheism!" argument that Dawkins fans like to use is sunk, or will it just change?

The Soviet state would like a word with you.

DON'T YOU GO BRINGING THAT "HISTORY" SHIT INTO MY INTERNET ATHEISMS!

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The weird keeps getting weirder
« on: October 06, 2015, 07:26:56 pm »
 :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: This Oregon gunman seems to be a piece of work
« on: October 06, 2015, 05:43:29 pm »
Does this mean that the whole "no one has ever killed in the name of Atheism!" argument that Dawkins fans like to use is sunk, or will it just change?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The weird keeps getting weirder
« on: October 06, 2015, 05:14:12 pm »
The thesis I'm getting from this guy is that his imagination is incapable of producing a scenario in which a human being with female anatomy would actually just want to fuck him, without elaborate pick-up techniques or seduction.

Also, if your only concrete goal here is to get laid then tapping into the mystical outer reaches of the psyche is not really the direction you want to be looking. Although continuing on your current course will guarantee that you remain harmless, at least.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The weird keeps getting weirder
« on: October 06, 2015, 02:23:40 pm »
Wow, that was quick. Went from dumbass to scumbag in 2 pages.

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I got made admin of a huge philosophy group despite the fact that I specifically said that I don't want to be admin and have low tolerance for philosophiical wankery.  :kingmeh:

Reply to every single thread with "Actually, that's wrong." Ideally, after several people have voiced their dumb ideas.

NEVER type anything else in the group.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Dark Side of Discord
« on: October 04, 2015, 03:15:29 am »
The fact that the summary references the "pill" concept at all tells me everything I need to know about this person.

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Those remakes were a goddamn mess. My old ps2 silent hill 2 copy still gets a play through once every year or so. Its still one of my favourite games of all time.

I'd heard so much about it, I finally caved and bought a copy of SH2 for my (thankfully still functional) PS2. 100% worth the experience. Now I'm gonna get the Greatest Hits edition and a copy of 3, because I'm a turbo-nerd.

I think one of the reasons 2 works so damn well is that, really, it's a tragedy wrapped in a thick horror blanket. The other classic games, from what I know about them, are more straight horror.

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