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Or Kill Me / Re: TRANSMISSIONS FROM ARIZONA
« on: March 10, 2008, 03:52:22 pm »
If you've killed for us, then we hired a hitman. Does that not make us liable?

Good question.  Just think of it as me performing any number of services that are necessary but that you don't want to do.  When i am at work and i'm about to push the big red button (it's not actually red), i imagine everyone i care about and people like faust and roger in my position wearing my uniform, covered in blood.  Their tears flowing from guilt, or some other pain.  After they cycle through my mind one by one, lastly, it's me.  I press the button.  The blood that was on me and my hands flows away like water and it is done, and all those people never had to go through all the pain I imagine a person like that would feel.


So... At what point do you think about the flouride they're putting in the water, and what that does to the Purity of your Essence?

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Does anyone esle get the feeling that Bush is spending the remaining months of his administration fucking up the country as much as he's capable, in order that the next president (presumably a democrat) will have no chance to fix things fast enough for our instant-gratification culture (which will cause massive resentment from the populous), thus greasing the way for another Republican victory in 2012?

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Principia Discussion / Re: The PD.com soundtrack (working title)
« on: March 10, 2008, 01:30:45 pm »
Another Devo: Freedom of Choice

Stooges: I Got a Right

Minutemen: Definitions
Minutemen: Little Man with a Gun in his Hand

The Deciders: Teacher Says
The Deciders: The Jailor
The Deciders: Monkey Mind

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Or Kill Me / Re: Strange paths.
« on: March 07, 2008, 08:34:44 pm »
First:  That was your 23rd post.  LOLBBQPINEAL.


Second: All Roads Lead to Discordia.  Some are longer than others.

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Substitute "corsets" for "garb", "smoke machines & strobe lights" for "firelight", and "tequila" for "homebrew", and you've just described every goth club, ever.

24951
That sounds like the Cock Golem...

24952
Discordian Recipes / Re: Pancake of Waffles?
« on: March 07, 2008, 07:34:37 pm »
The answer, of course, is BACON.

24953
Discordian Recipes / Re: Just throw it in a pot... how hard is that?
« on: March 07, 2008, 07:10:01 pm »
Tequila?



TEQUILA!




Good call.

24954
Y'all be total dorks.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Hello everyone
« on: March 07, 2008, 06:39:32 pm »
After the 5th time, it gets a bit tedious.

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Wow.  I forgot about this.  I'm gonna read this thread again.  Commentary after lunch.

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Or Kill Me / Re: TRANSMISSIONS FROM ARIZONA
« on: March 07, 2008, 04:26:52 pm »
Wait, wasn't the bit about talking a soldier down with BIP stuff one of Wolfpoet's routines?


Curious...

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Clean underwear, ITT.

Also, were you drunk in that picture?

24959
Suu, your eyes are creeping me out.

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Yeah I can see this...

"Hey Herbert...D-Cup, Malaul, and I are going to write memes on our breasticles and post them on the board."

Mr. Suu: "....What?"

"And LMNO is going to take the pics. K? K."

Mr. Suu: *hands over divorce papers from hammerspace*

You can get divorce papers off of hammerspace?  What the hell is hammerspace?  Need to have link to divorce papers please!!!



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