Expensive booze v's cheap shit
Hey, whaddya know, I got just as shitfaced as you did but now I have enough cash left over to go do it another dozen times!
Given that any spirit will have melted your tastebuds clean out your head half way through the third bottle, is it really worth all that extra cash just to feel all fancy and superior when you order a shot?
My advice - drop the snobbery and you might end up saving enough cash for bail the morning after
Normally I do get the cheap shit, whatever the cheap shit may be that particular time.
Sometimes you want something a bit different though, you know?
Prefers Jameson, usually ends up with Old Thompson