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 :argh!: He sold us out to the Japanese Red Army.  Cheese it!

Time for the three stupidest days in my life to commence.

Basically, my boss could not find cover for me and my coworker to attend training.  He knows, however, he has been pushing his luck in getting us to attend previous training while also working, and that luck is running out.

Therefore, he is authorising my co-worker and I, for this week, to finish our shifts at 23:30 every night so we can attend training.  In other words, aside from a notoriously flimsy door, there will be no security in this place overnight, including on a Friday.  No-one to kick out unwelcome guests.  No-one to help students who have lost their keys, or to shoo away homeless people looking for somewhere dry and relatively warm to spend the night.  No-one to do all the usual nightly duties like kitchen checks, preparing people who are leaving, doing the necessary paperwork and external patrols. Hell, there wont even be anyone to unlock the office for the day staff to come in the next day, so I don't know how that is going to work. 

This work training has been scehduled since about, oh, March.  So you can see why they might have had trouble securing someone, anyone, to cover those days.

I kinda hope something goes wrong.  Not massively wrong, something someone can recover from, but just something bad enough to help highlight how this place is "run"

I think my favourite was the one about how the troops are supplied with food that is free from dihydrogen monoxide when they're shipped out, but we're still expected to eat food with it in.

What did the SS soldier say to his mother as he pushed a political dissident off a cliff? "Look mother, no Hans!"

Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?  They give them gas.

What do you call an upset Nazi?  A sauerkraut.

What is Hitler's least favourite planet?  Jew-piter.

Why didn't Eva Braun give Hitler a blowjob?  He always left a Nazi taste in her mouth.

Well, this plan is only for a few months anyway.  It's basically to slim down from all the crap I ate while studying/working overtime, then getting back into the swing of things for exercise and similar.

Though I may well try that once off this, to help maintain.

In other news, graphic card install delayed.  Apparently need a bigger power supply.  Now off to research exactly what I need....

Calorie controlled diet.  Just enough to make the body dip into the fat reserves, without so little that the body goes into preservation mode and conserves everything you eat.  Oh, and virtually no carbs.

Mostly it adds up to eating a lot of soups, drinking a lot of water, and feeling a little shitty for the first few days.

I have a lot more terrible Nazi puns.  Many.  If I told my Nazi puns back to back, I would have a comedy sketch that would last for a thousand years.

In other news, the diet seems to be working.  And by seems to be, I mean 12 pounds lost in 12 days.

It looks like his other websites are down too  :sad:

Thanks.  And sure, I'll keep it in mind, though I'm not sure how interesting it will be.  Lots of Bat Ye'or and Oriana Fallaci in my future reading  :sad:

Hey PD, what do you call a blind German?

A Not See.

In other news, I may have finally found a company to come and upgrade my computer for me, rather than me have to go to them (harder than it sounds).  Assuming it all checks out tomorrow, once it's done and my current training bullshit is over, inbetween dissertation writing I'm going to start making regular videos again.

28 coming.

Also winter, but mostly research, since saying "winter is coming" when it's already struggling to get above 15C outside and raining all day isn't really all that ominous.

Tuition paid.  I have 4 days then I can put in my thesis (broadly speaking I'm hoping to do research on counterjihadists), and get it confirmed and so actually start writing by the end of the month.  I probably wont finish in time for Xmas, but that is my attempted goal.

Click here to reserve your free copy of Windows 10 today.

And if you don't want to upgrade, well just get used to having constant reminders on your computer that you can reserve your free upgrade to Windows 10, today.

Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: August 26, 2015, 12:18:25 am »
Ah, I thought the "mother" reference was to good old Angleton.  It was his codename, apparently, and well, the rest of the plot fits in so well with what some people thought he was doing.

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