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Principia Discussion / Re: is Discordianism alt right? I'm confused
« on: July 27, 2017, 04:24:21 am »
 :redneck2: :wank: :notnice:

Those are the emotes you end up with when you try to click :"notnice": while the rest load.  :horrormirth:

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Principia Discussion / Re: List of Discordian books
« on: July 14, 2017, 06:21:06 am »
Looks interesting. :)

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Principia Discussion / Re: Which age are we in?
« on: July 14, 2017, 06:16:37 am »
:mittens: Glad to see the synergy's still here.

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I wonder if there's something keeping track of statistics. If so, does it just like, use human ideas of "things" to calculate what the groups of particles are (Y'know, so if one of these simulation engineers wanted to watch some good old fashioned, rough and tumble slimy, lubed up super sex they could switch to it instead of any other situation where carbon, water, and various other elements are moving in and out of each other repeatedly), or does reality abstract everything on the large scale and only turn on the particle physics when someone's looking closely? Are sex and driving and writing and fighting all their own separate but seamlessly integrated sub-systems?  Are we actually just living in the final version of Dwarf Fortress?

I think Bethesda designed the universe.

It would explain a lot about the general lack of playtesting and overall bugginess and stability issues.  Like black holes everywhere and dark matter.

 :horrormirth: :lulz: :horrormirth: :lulz:

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Somehow, not the future I saw coming.
« on: November 10, 2016, 02:22:48 am »
 :eek: :aaa: That's fucking boss.

Oh hai.  :fnord:

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AHAHAHAHA!

Someone let RHWN know that he's a monumental failure.

I would, but he blocked me from his fart-huffing google group.

Oh wow, first I saw this result out of Maine. HAHAHAHA.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Oh, hi.  :evilmad: :fnord: :eek:


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Aneristic Illusions / NSA Insider Book: Untangling the Web
« on: May 29, 2016, 02:00:31 am »
https://boingboing.net/2016/05/28/untangling-the-web-the-nsas.html

Seems to be one guy at the NSA's view of Chapel Perilous. The scanned intro makes me wonder if this wing of the Chapel had any influence.  :fnord:

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Now, at 650 pages, there's far too much to go into in depth here, but fortunately, as you can see from the table of contents...

you don't have to go very far before this takes a hard turn into "Dungeons and Dragons campaign/Classics major's undergraduate thesis" territory. The preface employs a comical number of metaphors to describe what the internet is and isn't - sometimes two a paragraph. But don't take our word for it! According to the NSA, the internet is ...

A Persian's personal library:

Sisyphus' boulder ...

A Freudian psycho-sexual pleasure palace ...

A Borgesian world-consuming knowledge-cancer ...

A labyrinth (with bonus Mino-Troll):

Two quick asides - one, in case your memory needed jogging as to what a clew was, the footnote helpfully provides that information ...

and two, before you cry foul that the beast in the center of the labyrinth is clearly a centaur, Ovid technically just describes the Minotaur as "half-man and half-bull" without specifying which half is which, so that interpretation is valid, if a bit needlessly obscure. But while we're on the subject of pedantic footnotes ...

A shape-changing sea-god:

And finally, jumping ahead 600 pages, an endless frontier/a cemetery of dead ideas/a reminder of your aunt's 15-minutes of fame:

Yeah, still around.... sometimes.
 :omg:

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Principia Discussion / Re: Law of Fives on Binary
« on: September 20, 2015, 11:11:00 pm »
This follows the 5 cycles/seasons, as presented in the Appendices of the Illuminatus! Trilogy: Chaos, Discord, Confusion, Bureaucracy, Aftermath.
Also known as Thesis(this), Anti-Thesis(that), Synthesis(both), Parentheses(neither), Paralysis(loosening or shutting down of the old order to allow something new or in-between to emerge).

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordia/Eris's role in the French Revolution?
« on: September 20, 2015, 11:00:29 pm »
 :lulz: :fnord:

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The Empress Nigel and The Good Reverend Roger have made very salient points. One should meditate on them deeply (that means breathing deeply and with regular timing once the sense of horrormirth at your own paradoxically both-insignificant-and-overwhelmingly-powerful place in the universe sets in... ... ... there we go, keep breathing... no, no that anxiety won't ever go away completely... keep breathing...).

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Principia Discussion / Re: What ever happened to the counter-culture?
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:48:29 pm »
..We are reactionaries to order. Everyone can tolerate so much order in their life. Some more than others, which is why there are a select few who turn to chaos based groups.

False (and you have fallen for the Eristic Illusion). Chaos != Disorder.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Discordians De Illuminati?
« on: September 20, 2015, 10:42:19 pm »
Wow, that tumblr post complete misses the point.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Awesome posing accident
« on: March 15, 2015, 08:28:49 pm »
 :lulz: Love the happy accidents.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: SARAH PALIN IS ACTUALLY RUNNING!
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:02:50 pm »
 :lulz:

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