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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
« Last post by Faust on Yesterday at 09:16:10 pm »No takers? Fantastic. I'm off to bed.
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: weird money idea
« Last post by Scilon Agent on Yesterday at 09:08:32 pm »We'll I hate waste
I like to think of it as doing my part to slow inflation
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Anybody look at Ukraine lately?
« Last post by Scilon Agent on Yesterday at 09:05:31 pm »Is it just me or has Ukraink always been this fucked up? At some point in the distant past they even had an Era called simply "The Ruin" lolz. THEN they had World War Uno and intense nationalist revolution. Following total fail some Ukrainks started shit in Poland like a bunch of dicks and immediately following the internal Russian civil war devastated the region even harder (which was not even physically possible). 10 Million savage Ukranks died from lack of Vespene Gas which unfortunately left millions more to bitch and complain for years to come.
Cue World War Dos' and again, yet again Ukraink nationalism rears it's fugly head to make problems. This seems to be just the current ripple in a long line of toilet-bowl surface undulations which is the Ukrank lifestyle.
Cue World War Dos' and again, yet again Ukraink nationalism rears it's fugly head to make problems. This seems to be just the current ripple in a long line of toilet-bowl surface undulations which is the Ukrank lifestyle.
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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Last post by Eater of Clowns on Yesterday at 09:04:36 pm »Yeah I'm not getting it. It presumes, somehow, that Audrey Hepburn is not one of the most venerated actresses of all time. And it ignores that Marilyn Monroe's public persona, which it addresses, was largely an act put on by a very troubled woman with surprising hidden depths.
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Apple Talk / Re: OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again
« Last post by Faust on Yesterday at 08:59:48 pm »I require the assistant of a volunteer.
Said volunteer must currently be experiencing issues with the site and have 15 to 10 minutes to spare.
Said volunteer must currently be experiencing issues with the site and have 15 to 10 minutes to spare.
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: weird money idea
« Last post by Faust on Yesterday at 08:58:20 pm »I hate pennies. Useless crap that clogs up my pockets. Some people save them like shiny rocks in huge jars to someday trade them for $37.50. I just throw every penny I get right in the trash.
Into the trash it goes.
We'll I hate waste but it's not like you spent it on bitcoin or something at least in the trash it still has some tangible value.
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Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Yesterday at 08:55:52 pm »
this kind of made me sad
The judgy-preachy is strong with this one. And hilarious, since both are well within societal norms of 'beautiful'.
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Apple Talk / Re: ROGER
« Last post by Red on Yesterday at 08:49:25 pm »You know- I just looked at their sales history. Out of 71 sales only 5 were those little felt "rocks". Everything else was just them selling wool to random people.That would exclude 95% of the population.
Who knew that people would rather not buy dust bunnies at $10 each? (Other than everyone with a brain, anyway)
Though I may just be in a negative mood at the moment.
True... the other 66 people could have just bought wool elsewhere, maybe even in bulk. At least they were smart enough to not pay for the felt "rocks" so maybe, just maybe, there is a little hope for humanity yet.
(insert motivational image here)
Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.The hilarious part? Those are the easiest things to make and some of the cheapest feltcrafts out there. Any kids who played with yarn and stuffing probably made some accidentally at some point. It's about as close to "art" as drawing a stick man is.
You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.
1) Take some cheap stuffing.
2) Ball up tightly.
3) loosely wrap some mixed wool around the stuffing ball so you don't see stuffing anymore.
4) Roll around in hands until wool is tightly wrapped around stuffing.
5) Sell to morons at $10 each.
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Apple Talk / Re: ROGER
« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Yesterday at 08:46:17 pm »Jesus Christ. I will bet you ten dollars that person thinks they're an artist.
You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.
You could start selling your dryer lint, Nigel. Give them some competition.
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Apple Talk / Re: I Crisco'd my ass hair and jammed both feet in vat of shellack...
« Last post by Red on Yesterday at 08:41:34 pm »Had a Saturday Night last night. Needed it.
It prevented me from beating my significant other's brother to death with his drunken girlfriend. I am debating if this was a plus or a minus.
I would have paid to watch you swing a drunk girl like a crudgel even if that's probably not what you meant with this post. The image is in my head now!
Either way, Saturday Nights are usually worth it.
