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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« Last post by Freeky Queen of DERP on Yesterday at 09:12:26 pm »Holy fuck balls. MOOSE. 
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« Last post by Alty on Yesterday at 09:11:38 pm »I was riding to work on this trail, coming down off a spiral hill bridge thingy...
...at speed...
When I see a tiny, tiny baby moose and her not so tiny momma. They're on the side of the road, drinking out of a little lagoon. I decide instantly GUN IT. And gunned it. Stupid.
The baby shied away until I got close and then RAN away. This prompted the mother to charge me. The only reason I am able to post this right now is because she found me threatening enough to let me know that she WOULD fuck me up. Or I was simply fast enough.
I kept looking back the rest of the trip.
She hasn't got me yet.
...at speed...
When I see a tiny, tiny baby moose and her not so tiny momma. They're on the side of the road, drinking out of a little lagoon. I decide instantly GUN IT. And gunned it. Stupid.
The baby shied away until I got close and then RAN away. This prompted the mother to charge me. The only reason I am able to post this right now is because she found me threatening enough to let me know that she WOULD fuck me up. Or I was simply fast enough.
I kept looking back the rest of the trip.
She hasn't got me yet.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: There ain't no cure for the summertime blues.
« Last post by Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on Yesterday at 09:03:29 pm »Where's the line for having CPD's babies?
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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« Last post by Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on Yesterday at 08:49:55 pm »Dear everyone:
DO NOT SAVE YOUR CORPORATE LOGO AS A JPG FILE. EVER. STOP THAT.
<3 QG
(Back to the pixel mines I go...)
DO NOT SAVE YOUR CORPORATE LOGO AS A JPG FILE. EVER. STOP THAT.
<3 QG
(Back to the pixel mines I go...)
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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« Last post by Phosphatidylserine on Yesterday at 08:41:16 pm »
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« Last post by Junkenstein on Yesterday at 08:33:12 pm »Nice find. Not heard the term "ghost money" before. Seems a long way to say "bribe"
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Apple Zone / Re: It's the little things in life.
« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Yesterday at 08:29:41 pm »I tried the bubbles last night. My mother was in the middle of saying something less important than bubbles when I remembered this, shouted excitedly, and ran away to get the baby shampoo.
I could only make two bubbles, and they didn't fly away, just sat on my face. I think my lips are too thin or something. Maybe with practice...
More practice blowing. I swallowed a little of the shampoo because I got the hiccups as I was smearing it on my lips . . . but my cat had several bubbles to chase around . . . until she pounced my face. Then we both got a bath.
Will try again later when she's somewhere else.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« Last post by Telarus on Yesterday at 08:29:33 pm »I noted this story just before the above story broke. Coincidence? Nah.
http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/policy-and-strategy/305991-corker-blocks-afghan-war-funds-over-cia-ghost-money-to-karzai-government-
http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/policy-and-strategy/305991-corker-blocks-afghan-war-funds-over-cia-ghost-money-to-karzai-government-
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK SCOTUS :(
« Last post by Freeky Queen of DERP on Yesterday at 08:28:01 pm »Oh THAT quote. Yeah, that's a really... apt one.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK SCOTUS :(
« Last post by Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on Yesterday at 08:27:13 pm »It's all good. I meant it tongue-in-cheek but y'know how the internet sucks for conveying tone.
He said :
We're being broken down into groups and picked off. Only much more nicely than the Nazis did it.
He said :
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First they came for the communists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist.
Then they came for the socialists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists,
and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came for me,
and there was no one left to speak for me.
We're being broken down into groups and picked off. Only much more nicely than the Nazis did it.