The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: OPEN BAR: Tough on bars, tough on the causes of bars« Last post by Emo Howard on February 11, 2016, 02:26:54 am »
The aforementioned 400lb chronic narrator I work with (I forgot to aforemention that he weighs 400lbs) always brings his lunch in with him.
The other day he brings in a 1.25 liter Mountain Dew and a pack of cheeze-dogs for lunch. So he's belching cheeze-dogs and Mountain Dew by the cubic yard in this 8'X12' vault we work in, and I cannot for the life of me tell if what I'm smelling is what he's eating, or if he shit his pants.
On the up-side of life, I tested completely out of all the basic pre-requisites for tech school. Needed a minimum of level 5 on all 3 tests, got level 7 on reading and math, and level 6 on finding information. Finished all 3 in a little over 2 hours which, according to the teacher is a new record. The other four guys who started at the same time as I will probably be at it for days.
So I've got that going for me.
Jesus, unless he hates you and is deliberately trying to make your life miserable, that guy has terrible social hygiene.
I think it's the latter, I'm just not sure if he's oblivious, or just doesn't care. Fortunately, the way the work schedule is set up, we don't spend that much time in the vault at the same time. One of us is either doing the trash, fixing the change bucket, or covering the other for lunch/breaks. I've just been spraying the vault with store brand room deodorizer that I brought in with me when I'm in and he's out. The can is almost empty. I don't think I'm the only one who's been using it.
I'm springing for the double strength Febreeze next time.