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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

« Last post by Cain on Yesterday at 01:46:06 am »

Sorry to hear that Pix.

One advantage of working the night shift - I've already done a good amount of research for my next degree essay.  Chosen topic: were anti-Nazi resistance movements "terrorists".  Answer: yes, if they were Soviet partisans. In Belarus, the partisans decided killing the Wehrmacht and SS was too dangerous, and so mostly stuck to killing small town teachers, peasants, landowners and minor political/administrative figures.  Because that'll show Hitler, or something.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas

« Last post by Prelate Diogenes Shandor on Yesterday at 01:15:46 am »

A person gets superpowers in a freak accident. They resolve to become a superhero and then accomplish a lot of mundane work while putting off acting on this resolution.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

« Last post by Pope Pixie Pickle on January 29, 2015, 11:03:16 pm »

My dad's wife died.

I'm sorry, Pixie.

Our relationship was contentious. I am weirdly ambivalent and also worried about my dad. he does not emotion well, and will soon have a lot of time on his hands- all triggers for him being an angry asshat.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Would there be a robot rebellion inside a robot rebellion?

« Last post by Doktor Howl on January 29, 2015, 10:23:43 pm »

I wish to be a cyborg.  I'd like a bionic butthole.

The most interesting aspect of this is that it could enable you to literally shit bricks. At speed.

I'm more interested in RANGE, but yeah.

Well, how far can a missile launcher throw something?

I hadn't considered putting rocket motors on the bricks...

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Back Hurt

« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:23:35 pm »

It's funny to watch you people jump like that when I say hi.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Back Hurt

« Last post by Doktor Howl on January 29, 2015, 10:22:39 pm »

I remember when I first met Nigel.  It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia".  Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull.  I did not like it, no sir, I did not.

She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?"  I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.

I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions.  And get a new butthole.

 

SEE?  SHE'S STILL CHORTLING!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Roger/Waffle pointlessly pushing iron up in the air thread (warning: geekery)

« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:19:47 pm »

There is a neurological component to everything we do, technically.

Not me.

Dok,
Head's all empty, we don't care.

 

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: OPEN BAR: NO CISNORMATIVE ELVEN PATRIARCHS ALLOWED

« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:19:03 pm »

My dad's wife died.

I'm sorry, Pixie.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Back Hurt

« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:18:08 pm »

I remember when I first met Nigel.  It was back in 2006, and I was busy hollering at an old member named "Requia".  Suddenly, I felt like I was being raped by Ferdinand the Bull.  I did not like it, no sir, I did not.

She whispered to me "Would you, could you, in a boat?"  I felt like two vises were clamped onto my shoulders from behind.

I don't remember much after that, but I do know that I had to change religions.  And get a new butthole.

 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Would there be a robot rebellion inside a robot rebellion?

« Last post by Mesozoic Mister Nigel on January 29, 2015, 10:13:04 pm »

I wish to be a cyborg.  I'd like a bionic butthole.

The most interesting aspect of this is that it could enable you to literally shit bricks. At speed.

I'm more interested in RANGE, but yeah.

Well, how far can a missile launcher throw something?