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Apple Talk / Re: Nazi Poetry
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 09:17:00 pm »
From Interpance!

Whitesups fear unhinged that which befalls
Their race, and so construct big walls.
Entrenched and so strange,
Their ideas you won't change,
So just give them a kick in the balls.

____________________


There once was a Klansman called Billy
Whose cape was so long he felt silly.
With sharp scissors he cut
Some length of it but
He messed up and chopped off his willy.
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Apple Talk / Re: Nazi Poetry
« Last post by Dildo Argentino on February 14, 2018, 08:51:41 pm »
Bats aren't blind
Bayonets are black
Go out and find
A Nazi to hack
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Bring and Brag / Re: I Fall
« Last post by Cramulus on February 14, 2018, 05:20:47 pm »
enjoyed it!
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Apple Talk / Re: Nazi Poetry
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 05:02:04 pm »
Roses Are Red
Jpegs Are Lossy
Break Out The Banhammer
And Smash All The Nazis
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Apple Talk / Nazi Poetry
« Last post by Q. G. Pennyworth on February 14, 2018, 04:58:04 pm »
Roses Are Red
I Like Your Moxie
Lets Get A Beer
And Go Punch A Nazi
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by Don Coyote on February 14, 2018, 03:19:02 pm »
Glad to hearyou're  ok





Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing
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Bring and Brag / Total Burn
« Last post by Bobby Campbell on February 14, 2018, 02:52:22 pm »
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« Last post by LMNO on February 14, 2018, 01:44:15 pm »
Glad you're ok
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Apple Talk / Re: Dear Doktor:
« Last post by Suu on February 14, 2018, 01:36:44 am »
Dear Duke Doc Jezebel,

Problem is that I'm already native, except that part where I screamed at a palmetto bug yesterday, but the thing was at least 30 million years old and started singing selections from "A West Side Story". Jeff smashed him during his rendition of "Officer Krupke" and I just started laughing uncontrollably until I fell over the garbage can in the kitchen. He said he didn't hear him singing, but you know I'm telling the truth.

Raphaella lives in my part of town, but we're both too terrified to go outside and meet each other. There's Jacksonville out there.

I will inform Squid of your invitation, I haven't even finished unpacking the house. So I'm ready when you are. Put the brats on the grill.

Sincerely,

Orange you glad I didn't make a Florida pun?
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Apple Talk / Re: ITT I drink, and I write things.
« Last post by The Wizard Joseph on February 14, 2018, 01:25:18 am »
It's been a hard climb out of the pit. I'm still not there yet, but I'm trying damn hard day after day to get myself up and out. Went to sing karaoke tonight again and had a ball! A Good Time indeed. My lot in life is one of Strife and Struggle, but not without its pleasant moments. Tonight at The Gay Bar I met a singer that I like and she likes me. Been a long time since I felt a "click" like this. It's mutual. She looks forward to seeing me again in a couple weeks!

Funny how that goes.  One day you're looking at nothing followed by more nothing and then you got something to look forward to. I can only hope that folks still in despair find solice from time to time as I have. Now back to the real world. The boredom and monotony of the poor and deprived life that I count myself blessed to have. Better bored and desperately deprived than truly bereft and without hope. Remember well : life can always be shittier!! Mine has lately been threadbare but better than the Real Bottom. Thank Goddess!!

I have no real love in my life right now besides the sort that I hold for humans in general. Hopefully if I  Strive well that will soon change. I want it to. We shall see. For those without such I can only say that the loneliness is only temporary unless you, consciously or otherwise, will it so. Everyone has their karma, destiny or grim fate. The difference is only in whether you act out of despair or not. That's it. If you want to really Get It start there. The choice of acting out of despair or hope. It's the only thing that matters because it's the only part of your life you have a choice about.

For my part sleep is catching up with me again and I shall take my leave, but remember well that there is a choice between fear and sweet joy no matter what trials beset ye. Farewell and goodnight!
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