Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

[Das Raddiche]

::grabs his crotch and vomits on jihaad and his meandering lateness and lack of interest::

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Now, shouldn't you be posting some mushy bullshit that nobody wants to read?

And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

For the umteenth time we get it.

Yeah yeah, Tao here, just a guest, not one of the gang anymore.

You and others criticize other's hapiness and fun. You're a Greyface deluding a bunch of Dungeon's and Dragons players that it's Discordian to not be Discordian, or that Discordianism is whatever you want it to be, even it's opposite.

Is it really that satisfying?

For any who can think for themselves and don't just blinding follow the pack, Bella and obviously REv are Subgenius which is nearly the opposite of Discordianism.

Did you get rejected from the Subgeunius forums?

If not, you're not going to contradict yourself over here.

http://www.subgenius.com/websites2.htm

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My dahling, they can't have a social life if they're affraid of other people in real life. That's why they need role play and fantasy because they're paralyzed in real life. They can come here though and be whatever they want just by saying so, instead of by earning it through actual life situations.

Ain't that right Bella?

I feel for people who are weak or have problems, but if they take the high ground and start throwing stones, I lose all pity.

"The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip."

Yet you embrace your own fears and criticize those that are fearless?

Not going to be a very good president if you're affraid of meeting people eh? Nor will you be able to shoot me if you're affraid to meet me in public.

Hugh!!!!

Anybody ever tell you how cute you are when you're angry?

Psychiatrist?

Get back to me with that hot young ass of yours after you look up the term projection.

Or are you merely stealing my act?

Not really thinking for yourself you georgeous little thing.

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Funny with the mush thing, we would have stopped after the first post, yet you all acted like a bunch of ole grannies at two people breaking social norms, so we laid it on thick just to get on your nerves.

But we just noticed this morning that about 90% of the forum doesn't have a significant other.

Sorry you all can't find relationships. I moved around a lot and went 3 years or so at a time without a relationship, but if you're gonna take it out on us for your timidity, go ahead, but you'll never change your problems for dumping it on others, rather by showing some backbone and getting out of your house.

Now this makes me mad!  You don't even know Bella.  She lives life!
I doubt if you could be called into the hospital to counsel a rape victim covered
in her boyfriends blood because no other counselor in the area could
handle it.  She actually stayed with the girl for two hours while they ran forensic tests
on her.  

Shame on you EVT!!!  I thought you had more balls than to attack people you
don't know anything about.

Bella has a significant other so you don't even know what you are talking about.  She just doesn't parade her private life on the board.

I consider it a sign of weakness to depend on a significant other for my identity.  Maybe 90% of the board don't feel so insecure that
they are incomplete unless they are
living their life through and for another person and needing an audience
to make sure that they are noticed.  I have better things to do than to mentally breed in public!  
Hell I have better things to do than electronically Fuck for people
who don't give a damn about listening to it.

I have better things to do than take orders from  narcissistic voyeurists  who call themselves
princes and princesses.

If you can't take the heat...................get out of the kitchen, but quit projecting
your weaknesses onto other people.............Fuckers!

Memo to The Duchess:

Please do not feed the trolls.  

Signed,
The Good Reverend Roger

[The Good Reverend Roger]

He's just attacking Bella because he is angry and wants to hurt someone. Since Bella is the heart of the forums, he's attacking her.

This is the correct answer.  Bella did nothing to Tao, or EvT...that was mostly Efrim, Hugh, and myself; they've been reduced to lashing out at EVERYONE, the higher the profile, the better.  Bella, being the most admired board member, fits the bill.

Personally, I find it both hysterical and pathetic.  Hardly worth getting all wrapped around the axle over.

[Donkeyotay]

Demonica just likes to use every excuse she can to say FUCKER!

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

as I told Medeo and Malaul, they're on their period...

[Taco Jones]

Hey, I'm a big, fat, stupid asshole that's going to try and pidgeonhole you into my definition of discordianism. If you don't like it, then that just means that you are not a discordian, and I'm going to attack you in every way I can. This whole time I'm also going to be having cyber sex throughout the whole forum, because I know you are all virtual voyers and you will enjoy it. Don't try to talk to me or tell me otherwise, for I know better and I can't be reasoned with.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

it's going to be hard for you to cybersex around the forums, see as your slave master has already expressed her intention to never return here. your welcome to cyberbate around the forums though, we have a great clean up crew.

besides, I'm sure that the mods will get sick of your attitude sooner or later and ban your ass. (I probaly would have allready done so)

[gnimbley]

Hey, I'm a big, fat, stupid asshole that's going to try and pidgeonhole you into my definition of discordianism. If you don't like it, then that just means that you are not a discordian, and I'm going to attack you in every way I can. This whole time I'm also going to be having cyber sex throughout the whole forum, because I know you are all virtual voyers and you will enjoy it. Don't try to talk to me or tell me otherwise, for I know better and I can't be reasoned with.

I bow to the master.

[The Commander]

I will bow to anyone who lets me fuck cakes.  


Any takers?

The Commander
DIA

[Rev Thwack]

*hands the commander a devils food cake and an angles food cake*





Let the bowing begin.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

*hands the commander a devils food cake and an angles food cake*

that asks a great question, would you rather bang the innocent girl with no experience (i.e. will cling to you like my socks after an extensive drying) or the slutty one for the one night stand...or maybe I'm just reading into it too much...

[Rev Thwack]

think you are not reading enough into it.... I didn't say "or"... I said "and"..... the commanders has himself a little three way action going on. After all, it's better to have both than to have to choose between the two.

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

that greedy commander...he wants to fuck his cake...and eat it too...



(hey...that one was fairly clever)

[Rev Thwack]

that greedy commander...he wants to fuck his cake...and eat it too...



(hey...that one was fairly clever)

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

STFU