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Rant 38: Serious Discordians? (The Jihad is On!)

Started by Irreverend Hugh, KSC, June 04, 2004, 02:58:07 AM

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Rupert Giles

Seems like there's never been a better time to...



Rev Thwack

My balls itch...

The Commander

Quote from: Guido Finuccihttp://www.shirky.com/writings/group_enemy.html


Guido....I love you man.


Thank you.


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Zorga, Oracle of Rum

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Memo to The Duchess:

Please do not feed the trolls.  

Signed,
The Good Reverend Roger
Sigh....Zorga has been telling her this for years.
I can't tell you how many times I have said,
"Please Darling, do not feed the trolls....... unless you feed them to Devil Squirrel."
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

~~~~Closed~~~~


The Commander

Can you buy Troll food at PETCO?

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?

Kind of... I'm more tired of their shit than I'm tired of hearing your retorts however. I thinks it's stupid to bicker over who did what no matter who you are, and for Tao to come out and say that we're being led around by you and Bella I think is going too far.

Everyone knows I'm the one who's really pulling everybody's strings around here anyway

Even if I can find some semblencec of sense in their arguments I find it totally counterproductive to push the point and carry on the way that they have been.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Zombie¬?I wish I could've done more to earn their enmity.

I would have thought that they thought I embodied more of the things that they were thinking that they were against because they thought we were for it...
Probably stuck up for them too much. But that's me, being a diplomatic little emasculated greyface attempting to keep the peace and make sure there's a nice forum to come home to...

Is that a diplomatic way of telling the rest of us to stop lighting the joint on fire?

Kind of... I'm more tired of their shit than I'm tired of hearing your retorts however. I thinks it's stupid to bicker over who did what no matter who you are, and for Tao to come out and say that we're being led around by you and Bella I think is going too far.

Everyone knows I'm the one who's really pulling everybody's strings around here anyway

Even if I can find some semblencec of sense in their arguments I find it totally counterproductive to push the point and carry on the way that they have been.

I'm willing to let the matter drop.

Hugh, however, has his jaws locked on Tao's throat, and won't let go, even when I offer him a Scooby snack.  Plus, Tao just keeps getting dumber, and I find myself too amused to restrain myself.

Sorry.  I will try to behave.

Honest.

BTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Trollax

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerBTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.

Hey, Everyone knows that ralph Nader is really in charge here... It is (after all) the only election he ever had a hope of winning.

The Commander

I didn't vote for him.  I voted for Lyndon Larouche!

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The CommanderI didn't vote for him.  I voted for Lyndon Larouche!

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Along with Ross Perot, and the late, great Screaming Lord Sutch, Lyndon Larouche is in my pantheon of political GAWDS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
I'm willing to let the matter drop.

Hugh, however, has his jaws locked on Tao's throat, and won't let go, even when I offer him a Scooby snack.  Plus, Tao just keeps getting dumber, and I find myself too amused to restrain myself.

Sorry.  I will try to behave.

Honest.

BTW:  I also find it amusing that Tao thinks I'm "in charge" here.

Like I'd be dumb enough to let THAT happen.

Nah. My jaws aren't locked on Tao's throat. There's no tequila there.

Jihad? What jihad?

I think we pretty much took care of that.

I thought that Bella was in charge here.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

Don't look at me.
I don't want to be in charge.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here